Gail Williams Gibson, Esq.

“What if we kissed under the zinnia seedlings?”

Maybe the liberal got stung by a jellyfish and it was a H E A L I N G Calvin pissing decal #optimism

(Do we do hashtags here? Does that have a special term? Is it “boofing?” Did I do a boof?

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Women. They’re also trying to kill women.

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❤️Oh, my husband and his constant, topical skeeting!❤️

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Ok, I’ll open the spigot.
(Also apparently charms you put on Croc shoes are called “Jibbitz”…Ribbit!)

Something something ticket to my gibbet exhibit?

We’ll workshop it.

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“I am once again asking for your gibbets-related content”

Shake your fist angrily at the sun for me! PDX will hold it down in your absence by maintaining a tonally appropriate somber drizzle.

*Tariffs’* ding dang it!

Punxsutawney Phil? More like Punk-ass Yawny Phil.

Budget beaver-ass lookin’ Al Roker-ass MF.

(Am I doing it? Is this skeeting?)

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For those hoping to offset the tariff’s effects on food prices with a sad lil home vegetable garden… don’t ask where almost all our potash (fertilizer) comes from. (Also, shit’s winter out there.)

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Me: *steps away from Bluesky for three days.*

This whole wacky app:

This is a great, terrifying interview.

Ok so now I have Bluesky, but I am having a helluva time finding my people. If you don’t have your actual name associated with your Bluesky account, and you don’t list your Bluesky handle on FB or IG…how am I supposed to find you?

By actually reaching out to my friends and asking them? Disgusting!

*Immediately decorates hell with far too many houseplants*