I like my men like i like my phone... silent with the occasional vibration.
30.12.2024 06:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like my men like i like my phone... silent with the occasional vibration.
30.12.2024 06:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*swoons*
Lol!
Also, hi stranger!
I feel like the moment I start liking my life too much, the universe will step in and end it horribly.
30.12.2024 06:16 — 👍 254 🔁 63 💬 20 📌 4
Luckiest shot. I love it so much!
30.12.2024 06:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Welcome to your 50s you hold on to that shit for dear life
09.12.2024 04:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Welcome to your 40s, if you see a railing you grab it.
09.12.2024 01:27 — 👍 388 🔁 121 💬 16 📌 2When things get hard I sit on them
08.12.2024 20:21 — 👍 165 🔁 10 💬 27 📌 1No pain no gain. But I’m in pain all the time and all I gain is life lessons
09.12.2024 01:50 — 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 2
Winter vibes, festive, and excellent for back scratches 😏
09.12.2024 04:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make it 2
08.12.2024 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's like my dasher really knows me....
08.12.2024 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For sure!
02.12.2024 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: exists
My knee: Fuck You
Instead of playing the victim in the blame game...
Buy a mirror.
Whiskey
02.12.2024 07:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No one. Was just my charming self😁
02.12.2024 07:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Don’t you have some cock to suck” is my new response to everything
26.11.2024 18:40 — 👍 95 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 1You’re an adult; you can run away and join the circus if you want to.
26.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1Hey. You have a nice butt.
26.11.2024 21:59 — 👍 100 🔁 16 💬 29 📌 2No, but i got a $700 vacuum for free so it's all good!
27.11.2024 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm I just got excited about a new vacuum years old... no seriously I'm really excited about it!
26.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can remember 8000 things about you but not a single fucking one is your name
23.11.2024 04:43 — 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 3So felt!
23.11.2024 09:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Effort is sexy. Match mine.
23.11.2024 07:05 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning, Bluesky and all who inhabit it😘
21.11.2024 16:01 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Politics aside, there's two kinds of people in this world: those who sleep with a fan on, & the rest of you savages.
21.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 209 🔁 27 💬 42 📌 4Milk, eggs, cheese. And for a 4th various condiments. Living the single life dream.
21.11.2024 07:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It looks like successful posts here are sarcastic in nature.
I’m set to fail because I certainly have none of that.
Seasons come and go..
Seeking warmth against the snow
Your heart is cold my soul is warm
Let my love calm your storm.