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@mattyfp.bsky.social

Retired punker. Elder gay. Not sure how I survived all the stupid shit I've done. He/him

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October was kinda a bust for me. A few good moments, but mostly a gray blob.

02.11.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry. People can be terrible. Thank you for what you do. I love reading your anecdotes and thoughts. I love seeing your art. I tell all my friends to check out your work. Hello Sunshine is one of the best things I have read. Take your time. Thank you again.

31.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™ve teamed up with @arrowvideo.bsky.social to give away three sets of:

โ€“ In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (hardcover)
โ€“ Arrowโ€™s new UK 4K bluray

To enter, it's maddeningly simpleโ€ฆ like and share this post by 26 Oct, 5pm GMT.

The winners will be chosen at random and contacted directly.

23.10.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

the three big questions that every good journalist knows to ask:

Would you fuck the Hulk?
Should you fuck the Hulk?
Could you fuck the Hulk?

05.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I need everyone to read Hello Sunshine by @keezyyoung.bsky.social. Beautiful artwork, compelling characters, an engaging and creepy story, and amazing compassionate insight into mental illness. 5 stars

30.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing my part! My copy arrived about 5 minutes ago.

28.09.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collectionโ€™s current iteration.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

06.09.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11966    ๐Ÿ” 9867    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 743

I have such little interaction with this account maybe I should just post hog on main

07.09.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very nice

07.09.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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t was a day. It's over and now to crash.

30.08.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An evil genius monkey teams up with an interdimensional reality show monster to attack a bunch of flamboyant muscular dudes.

Mojo Jojo Mojo JoJoโ€™s Bizarre Adventure

27.08.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You โ€˜run the gamutโ€™ and โ€˜run the gauntlet.โ€™

You donโ€™t โ€˜run the gambit.โ€™

gamut = entire range or series

gauntlet = severe trial

Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

18.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7659    ๐Ÿ” 1933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 223    ๐Ÿ“Œ 247
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Three month progress.

10.08.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being a plant and developing capsaicin as a defense and then humans come along and are like, "Hurt me pepper daddy."

29.07.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just noticed this bruise. WTF did I do to my arm?

28.07.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have that shirt in black

28.07.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"It feels muggy." No shit.

27.07.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reagan was a ghoul. The current republican party is a direct result of his actions. Are you seriously that fucking stupid?

23.07.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! You gave us a gift with those shorts

20.07.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back again

04.07.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wildlife

01.07.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming back from vacation for one day and having the next day off is the best way to ease yourself back into work.

01.07.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the last day of Pride Month, but I have no intention of stopping. Im going to get even gayer!

30.06.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the day and hour when the Venga Bus shall come, no man knows - neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but My Father only.

28.06.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

My mom would be okay with the second one. It's where I got my humor. We were playing scattergories as a family, the catalog was things you give as a gift with the letter P, and she said, "Purple penis pump. Triple score."

28.06.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’€

25.06.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seen me posting about RHS2 on Kickstarter, but haven't read RHS1? You can get a PDF for 30% off and read it TODAY!! It's the funny weed number too!! A Pride month miracle! store.ironcircus.com/collections/...

16.06.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Scones!

16.06.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Clearly unimpressed

15.06.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, an area I can offer my expertise! ๐Ÿ˜†

13.06.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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