Topher 🏘️🏠🏡

As soon as their scenes came up, I thought oh this is what Johnny’s been missing - an actual friend! Theo too, but poor Johnny’s been here for several years now with no friends. 🥲 It’s time.

No Marlena! Skippable episode

And I can’t stand all his “Germy” and “Stephanie and I’s” and “he would have came for me”

Alex the character has never been sold to us as a meathead bro from Boston, and shouldn’t be speaking this way. Real actors would understand this.

Love the way Theo says Tie-Tan (Titan) ⏳

Meanwhile it’s weird how RSW was a model and then kind of learned to act and seemed like he had potential and then stopped learning and started coasting and then got worse and now here we are. ⏳

Only watching ⏳ in bits now, skipping through and letting a few minutes play here and there.
I want much more of Johnny and Theo as hot little apple-cheeked DiMera grandkid bros!

Since the 🛎️ soaps don’t exist, why yes I am!

Oh nice! I don’t use TikTok much but it’s good to know there’s a spot where they’re having fun with it. Totally understand going after Days or GH or whatever, they deserve it more, lol. Gates is a whole different thing, different energy

I know that’s not the same for a lot of people online, who watch as if it’s a soap that been on for 30 years and needs to be torn apart for how far it’s fallen. I can’t be up in any of that, and try to avoid even seeing any of it anymore

Watching BTG mostly in my own bubble, mostly unspoiled, and only commenting occasionally is turning out to be quite nice. And it’s a show I can just watch and enjoy and get lost in, with very few annoyances. Closest thing I can get to a 90s-style soap viewing experience in 2026

Dan F actually spikes the damn lens for a second in that clip 🤦🏻‍♂️

No really y’all I hate him (as an actor) possibly more than I’ve ever hated any soap actor

Oh is it ever

Y’all don’t understand I hate his goony ass so much and I’m so mad that he’s on this already dying show and it’s like he’s here to kill it off for good ⏳

So annoying! I’ve never once voluntarily pressed play on that show

And like, just all the sudden this week too! They’ve been doing it with the author stuff for a while, but now everyone in Salem who she never sees and never mentions and vice versa, that’s all their number one priority, Stephanie?!?

Anybody else have 🦚 desperately trying to force them to watch The Voice every single day? Enough already, it’s always a no

Yes! Never thought I’d have any reason to enjoy a Willow scene, so this is extra impressive right now

Well and I heard a couple lines here and there while skipping through. Like Leo saying that EVERYONE must be “shell-shocked” about Stephanie’s kidnapping.
She has scenes with Alex, Jada, her parents, and a few with Germy. Who is this everyone? #Days

Watched the last 60 seconds only. He had 4 words and a prolonged stare while Stephanie said his character name as if it’s supposed to mean anything to anyone - and he still brought the ACTING! Bravo, Juliard. #Days

Hospital show was better than I expected yesterday. Some days I can’t deal with this much Sidwell - he was on fire in this one. And Willow as the baby villain trapped between the grown villains, also surprisingly good

I expect to skip it

No honestly this is the cutest thing #GH has done in years

Weird thing is, I’m relieved we haven’t seen Marlena all week. Don’t want her anywhere near anything that’s been airing. ⏳

Oh yeah right Chanel was desperate to tell Johnny how his “cousin Stephanie” was kidnapped… I don’t think Johnny and Stephanie have ever even met. ⏳

Dante crushing on Elizabeth while she’s in scrubs at work is so wholesome and adorable #GH

S’possed to be an adult
Fuck it,
I need
a minute

Most relatable song lyrics I’ve heard in a long time

Nah, no milestone or anything. Just a regular ol’ birthday

Glad it hear it! I’ve avoided any early reviews, wanna just see for myself