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Magnanimous

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As heard about from the internet. Fight game person, hot sauce enjoyer, obsessed with music and audiophile equipment. Resident of River City's underground. Banner by @bigkickguy.bsky.social 18+ only, children go kick rocks. 💜💜 @bakatyler.bsky.social 💜💜

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Like is Stories 1 the best game ever no of course not, and it's certainly a very simple game, but at least it's a fucking finished game.

01.03.2026 07:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seeing people in Pat's chat say it's fine to play Stories 2 if you want to wait for Stories 3 to be on sale but just read a summary of 1/skip it.

01.03.2026 07:36 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot of Simon from Monster Hunter Stories 3 with a Twitch chat message from PatStaresAt mod goose_attack_almanac that reads: "why would they put this mpreg machine right at the beginning of thegame"

A screenshot of Simon from Monster Hunter Stories 3 with a Twitch chat message from PatStaresAt mod goose_attack_almanac that reads: "why would they put this mpreg machine right at the beginning of thegame"

Was watching Pat play the Stories 3 demo.

01.03.2026 06:53 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like most of the people who talk about DMMD did not play it they just post yaoi Jesus memes.

01.03.2026 06:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I mean he was using one of those bolt pistol things they use to put cows down, that's been real for a while.

01.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wow new doohickey dropped.

01.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
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I drew the three stooges for my friend

26.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 1792    🔁 592    💬 28    📌 13

I buy from them regularly and they get tons of preorder deals so I doubt they're getting shady keys.

01.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you see the line connecting to a target, it means the monster is doing an attack that you can counter in a head to head. When you see the red directional pointer, it means they're doing a skill attack that can't be interacted with. If there's nothing, the monster is doing an AOE attack.

01.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's RPS but some skills attack independently of the RPS system (the yellow skills). Monsters do their primary attack types such as Velocidrome being speed until they become enraged and then they switch types, so Velocidrome becomes a technical attacker.

01.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the plot of ZOM 100.

01.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 28    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

It's like normal full price instead of fucked up Carny full price.

01.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just because I'm a shill for things I like, it's still pricey, but you can pre-order Stories 3 for $57.39 on either Fanatical or GreenManGaming if you're getting it on PC.

Fanatical
www.fanatical.com/en/game/mons...

GreenManGaming
www.greenmangaming.com/games/monste...

01.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Might?!

01.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TBH with a modular layout the buttons can still move so this right shifted layout is still really dumb for leverless. It's not like you lift the faceplate off and the Sanwa buttons with their bezels and caps slide through the holes and stay where they are.

01.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The new leverless by Sanwa Denshi.

01.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also, very funny that you can tell the button positioning is like unchanged from their sticks which shove the buttons all the way to the right instead of the leverless standard of up button being the centering line so both hands get equal space on the surface. It's very uneven.

01.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Every leverless is small, and it's not just because it's the trend and no one wants to make something crazy, it's because it's just a better form factor for leverless. It makes it easier to carry, it makes it easier to position how you want, it makes it easier to play on. Huge bulky cases are shit.

01.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This looks like they just used the case of a stick and slapped some buttons on it, but as the leverless movement grows and advances, everyone else has realized that big huge fuckslabs of metal and weight both look like shit but also are completely unnecessary and make using the thing worse.

01.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
01.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

One of the Wachowski's made 4 as a solo endeavor to reclaim the franchise from corpo execs. They have nothing to do with 5.

01.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think he drops ammo and shit but it's not really a thing you should focus on.

01.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TBH, if you don't like Matrix 4, whatever, but anyone who has strong words about why Matrix 4 was terrible or how it's an insult to the series or anything of that sort, I want you to know I think you're a moron and I will go out of my way to make sure I never see anything you say about anything.

28.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 29    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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Somebody should tell Drew Goddard to fuck off.

28.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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made a funni lil guy

28.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 26    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I mean

28.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm just saying I didn't know if it was because tons of people were hyping up 2 before I got to it. To be fair I see some people went back to look at 2 again and it's more obvious how flawed it is now when you aren't waiting 5 years for another game.

28.02.2026 09:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tonight is what it means to be young (60 years old).

28.02.2026 09:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.02.2026 08:08 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0