Alec M 🗡️

On the second day of invasion, my drill sergeant said to me:
If the 21 foot rule is bullshit, do it from 12 feet or less; especially if their weapon is holstered or sheathed

19.01.2026 05:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the First day of the Invasion, my true love said to me:
Weaponize malicious compliance and bureaucracy

19.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a big reason that I love the internet, is that it's an unfettered, condensed anthropological experience. Like a smash burger, layered with all of humanity's evolved behaviors and isms, squeezed into a digitalized forum or library; for better and for worse.

23.12.2025 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was asked by a former colleague why "[my] language is so shit."
Simple; English is not user-friendly, and users are lazy.
Proof: 'hypothesis' doesn't roll off the tongue well enough, so people use 'theory' instead.
All in all, both the language and the speakers really cannot be arsed. How English.

15.09.2025 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a musician brings melodies together to breathe emotion into your ears;
a painter can produce immaculate vistas, or bring to life things you might have otherwise seen as lifeless;

marry the two, and you get either a film or a video game

05.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Partake not where the bots run rampant

31.07.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

life finds its ways

25.02.2025 10:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone seems to reminisce about Jim and Pam, but it saddens me slightly that the sentiment isn't shared for Holly Flax and Michael Scott

19.01.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0