You can tell I had a good time with this one. I could watch these terrible TikTok shows for 1,000 years and never get tired of it.
23.02.2026 15:17 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can tell I had a good time with this one. I could watch these terrible TikTok shows for 1,000 years and never get tired of it.
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normal people talking about doctors: They're a doctor, you can't say they don't know what they're talking about! They had to undergo YEARS of training and study!
an actual doctor: Hmm I think you're sneezing because you're fat
You ever hear a song youβre certain is some AI bullshit and then find out itβs just Nickelback?
17.02.2026 17:05 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Gritney isnβt real she canβt hurt me.
17.02.2026 03:50 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I don't look like inbred European royalty at all! How will I ever be beautiful!
16.02.2026 15:02 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here's some pure joycore for you. It's free and it's got so many guinea pigs wearing hats. You're welcome.
09.02.2026 14:54 β π 32 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0I'm going to win.
08.02.2026 13:53 β π 7284 π 912 π¬ 112 π 292It makes me sad when people say everyone in the media industry is in a satanic cult because I feel like all of my friends are hanging out without me.
07.02.2026 14:38 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I saw this! They're following me!
03.02.2026 15:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been really lovely reading all the tributes to Dan. Many people have asked if they can contribute to support his wife and son. You can do so here: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...
02.02.2026 21:32 β π 457 π 156 π¬ 14 π 5I did it because Iβm not a coward!
02.02.2026 14:35 β π 29 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Proud to announce that 4 Tyler Hynes's now follow me on this website! Soon I will build an army, a slutty little army.
28.01.2026 15:43 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I told two people what Iβm writing about this week and they both said why would you do this to yourself? One of them was @brockway.bsky.social.
28.01.2026 03:34 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0OMG I'm so sorry that I spoiled Gossip Girl for you.
27.01.2026 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I want to play this with some other comedians so bad. I want to start a YouTube show where I just play this exact same game over and over again with different comedians. I'm OBSESSED with this game.
26.01.2026 15:31 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Amanda is very funny and a great editor!
12.01.2026 19:06 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0There are some weeks when I write the final line of an article and sigh knowing the job was well done. This was one of those weeks. Did you know you should hate Bear Grylls? Here's a brief explanation of why, with even more in this weeks behind the scenes for patrons!
12.01.2026 14:50 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0@youknowlydia.bsky.social found out the UK has a reality TV show called Celebrity Bear Hunt and knew that no matter what the premise was she would be watching all eight episodes in two days and reporting back to you. Read all about it for FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/upse...
12.01.2026 14:41 β π 35 π 8 π¬ 2 π 2I'll be spending the evening deleting so many things from my desktop called Grinchsex.gif, Grinchorgie.gif, blowjobgrinch.jpg.
06.01.2026 00:00 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I thought I had seen it all and then I saw The Grinch flip a lady upside down. Iβll say it again. Oh. My. Crumpets.
05.01.2026 18:03 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Chicago squirrels are just different. No bird is ever getting seed the godfather shows up and immediately takes his 100% cut.
04.01.2026 20:49 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0What an incredible way to get me specifically invested in this safety video. ππ
03.01.2026 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will be getting famous in 2026. Itβs guaranteed and hereβs the antics you can expect from me when it happens. #feet #scand
30.12.2025 22:03 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Sooo I posted a Christmas haul on TikTok of all stuff that wasnβt brand name and TikTok absolutely roasted me with the search bar. I started at Christmas hauls poor addition and was quickly downgraded to extremely poor Christmas. Bitch I had the best Christmas ever.
29.12.2025 23:29 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1Heβs secretly embezzling
29.12.2025 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If they made me mayor of a town I would be as good OR BETTER than any dog.
29.12.2025 03:40 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Merry Christmas Eve from the doll that sits outside of my room at my Mother-in-laws house.
24.12.2025 16:37 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0I love reading my old articles and remembering the horrors I have witnessed.
23.12.2025 16:25 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Wow thanks! We had some great ones so big compliment.
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