NexJql - ☢️ Chaos Doggo ☢️

No money for education. Healthcare. UBI. A modern rail network. But by golly, we have all the money in the world for pointless unprovoked wars and big beautiful ballrooms.

A 6-panel parkour sequence featuring Karpour the kangaroo. 1. Karpour gets a running start. 2. He bounds up a chain link fence. 3. He pivots off of one edge of the chain link fence onto the other, which is angled 90 degrees from the first wall. 4. He leaps from the other fence back to the top of the first fence, landing in a seated pose. 5. He vaults backwards off of the top of the fence, beginning a backflip. 6. He lands on the ground with his hands raised and a satisfied smile.

Karpour Parkour! A little FebROOary gift drawing for @karpour.bsky.social

Joy.

#coyote #art

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get work on time, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not

Internal monologue after getting a tect

What is interesting to me is that ever since I've fessed up about my mental health and other issues with friends, they seem to appreciate my openness more, and I feel we have a closer connection. Plus, they seem keen to support me when I go through my random turbulent times. <3

They are exceptional!

That is all inspiring.

I am at the point where I literally want to be as isolated from most people as possible. If my husband would allow, I would move to Namibia. Get a Toyota Hilux. Solar panels. And go live 50+ miles from any community.

I'm skeptical of that.

That it's a bunch of crap?

OMG... LMAO ... And this is the numbskull who has our nuclear codes. 😂

Indeed.

Reality is - people suck. People have always sucked.

You really have no idea... I am awaiting the day I can see billowing towers of smoke across my skies as total global war rains down.

I'm going to park my reclining lawn chair in front of our house with my cold 6 pack and keep one for Jesus when he show up.

I got *ALL* my vaccines. If people want to slough off, have at it.

I absolutely love this level of chaos.

When August Met Christine (Part 2/4) - Gator Days Characters August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people. Christine - Alligator - Just moved into town and is trying to meet people. Transcript Panel 1 August is trying to survive a party he didn't want to go to. He's sitting on a couch and petting a dog when a lady approaches him. He tries his best to act cool. Christine: Hey! Anyone sitting here? August: No. Go ahead and park yourself. Panel 2 Christine sits down and smiles at August. August doesn't notice as he is currently busy critiquing what he just said. The dog on August's lap is not bothered by anything. August (thinking): PARK YOURSELF!? Why did I say that!? She probably thinks I'm weird. Panel 3 August's internal thoughts grow more intense. His frustration with himself increases. August (thinking): This is why I never go out. I scare everyone off with my weirdness. Panel 4 Christine has pulled out a marshmallow. Where was that? I don't think I want to know. The dog on August's lap is extra happy to see food. Christine has pulled out the best ice breaker she can think of. Christine: Do you think you could eat your way out of a house-sized marshmallow before suffocating? August (thinking): YES! She's weird too!

When August Met Christine (Part 2/4) - Gator Days

Coworker that did a stupid the other day at our meeting came to lunch and said "I think I fucked up".
Yep.
Sure did.

Hey @nexjql.bsky.social ... ;)

Chaos!!!

Doodles of a lovely #Vulpera mistweaver named Suna!

I'm going to bed.

I still want to open a foe's throat clean and drag their face into the hole.

Jackal buy more stocks.

Mhmmm

*wants to battle*

*points*

Jackal is good. *points*

Jesus is hauling in to chill with jackal.

Jackal good.

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*sings!* -- Maybe we're just trying too hard!!! When it's closer than it is too far!

Massachusetts best buckle up bc I rented some f'n high end car and am a Florida driver.

Florida. Think about that.

Hold my beer. *drives it proper Florida style*