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Legolas will eat the Applebee's. Legolas eats but feels the gurgles. Legolas hauls into the lavatory. Legolas blows a big log clean into the urinal! It plops. The Grinch will need to clean that sloppy mess! The Sea Hag is busy in the stall making tuna cakes.

Tbh it's perfectly reasonable to feel upset and worried now. I give myself credit for getting up and trying to get through a day.

"Good afternoon..."

No money for education. Healthcare. UBI. A modern rail network. But by golly, we have all the money in the world for pointless unprovoked wars and big beautiful ballrooms.

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Me...

I wish my very best to him and to you. Please take care. <3

... Then I do drive it like a race car.

We have a lil' Ford Fiesta that sips 33-ish city and 40-ish highway. I got my Impreza dream car, but that joker chugs gasoline. Lucky to do 24-ish mpg, but whatever. I love driving that unit.

I don't understand the fuss over this. I ate the same thing when I was poor, in my 20s, and on my own. In the age of burrito taxis and over-processed foods, why is everyone freaking out over young guys making rice bowls?

A jar of Tesco’s mild salsa has been abandoned in the bakery section between various prepackaged cakes

An entire watermelon has been abandoned next to the plant-based easter eggs

A small box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates has been abandoned in the display of Pepsi Max bottles that’s next to the pizza counter

A packet of sliced Italian deli meats has been abandoned next to the bottles of whole Scottish milk

Decisions were made at Tesco and Asda today

I so hope gasoline prices here in the U.S. hit $8/gallon or more.

It'd bigly derail the midterms. 👍

this isn’t an exaggeration, it’s literally word for mangled word

Well for context, part of it was water was sketchy at best. If you look at Medieval monasteries, monks downed a LOT of beer, but it was lower proof than today's brews.

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Americans face unprecedented lack of affordable living and struggle to get basic necessities, our garbage waste of money government is off playing war time nonsense over nothing of relevance at all.

End. The. Fed.

Exactly. My crappy essay assignment is hardly the most important thing in life.

For all my bark about disliking people and whatnot, I kind of am a pretty damn softy.

Ah well. Mental health stuff sucks.

One of my students sent me an email about having severe mental health crap going on and how they didn't get an essay in on time so were asking if I could accept a late copy with any penalty.

Told 'em that we can coordinate on a reasonable late submission at no penalty.

No money for education. Healthcare. UBI. A modern rail network. But by golly, we have all the money in the world for pointless unprovoked wars and big beautiful ballrooms.

A 6-panel parkour sequence featuring Karpour the kangaroo. 1. Karpour gets a running start. 2. He bounds up a chain link fence. 3. He pivots off of one edge of the chain link fence onto the other, which is angled 90 degrees from the first wall. 4. He leaps from the other fence back to the top of the first fence, landing in a seated pose. 5. He vaults backwards off of the top of the fence, beginning a backflip. 6. He lands on the ground with his hands raised and a satisfied smile.

Karpour Parkour! A little FebROOary gift drawing for @karpour.bsky.social

Joy.

#coyote #art

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get work on time, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not

Internal monologue after getting a tect

What is interesting to me is that ever since I've fessed up about my mental health and other issues with friends, they seem to appreciate my openness more, and I feel we have a closer connection. Plus, they seem keen to support me when I go through my random turbulent times. <3

They are exceptional!

That is all inspiring.

I am at the point where I literally want to be as isolated from most people as possible. If my husband would allow, I would move to Namibia. Get a Toyota Hilux. Solar panels. And go live 50+ miles from any community.

I'm skeptical of that.

That it's a bunch of crap?

OMG... LMAO ... And this is the numbskull who has our nuclear codes. 😂