NexJql - Plague Dog

Imagine the Jets slamming it all the way.

No lawsuits

*is casting jackal spells*

Jackal extreme

Vegans think I care about life.

Lmao

The Federal government is fake.

A prismatic rainbow on a wall.

No tricks. Just Anubis telling me to keep hauling.

Heckin husband is getting jackal juice!

With green tea

Rock on!

Lol yeah 😂 I actually had a weed cookie with the coffee

Bout damn time

No white flag

I told my employer I have a husband.

Explicitly. I've been skirting it for too long. It is good.

Basically, pet the fuzzy little woodchipper.

Weed?

Ikr? ... *sighs*

I saw yeens in Botswana.

The lil cubs came right up and were sniffing my shoes. I asked our guide if I could pet one. He said, "I don't think that is a good idea."

... Right so... The yeens have an adolescent or young adult sitter. Those jokers could make you regret existence.

HECK!?

Anubis, am I ever in a catastrophic mood.

Jackal learned from my Great Depression ancestors. Jackal knows how to survive.

Belting this out, but I am so damn DONE with the idea that opposing the Israeli government and military is "anti-" whatever.

We live in an age of snowflake toddler babies. That is another reason I want massive suffering. People need to figure it out or evo' out.

I said it. There.

... yes plz

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels, all showing the front steps of a brownstone building. PANEL 1 A middle-aged man wearing a kippah stands on the landing atop the steps, making an expansive, welcoming gesture. A woman is standing on the steps talking to him. MAN: Welcome to the Jewish community! All Jews are welcome! WOMAN: Are you sure? I’m Jewish, but I don’t keep kosher. MAN: No matter! A Jew’s a Jew. PANEL 2 The same man is now talking to someone else, a young guy in a striped t-shirt. YOUNG GUY: I don’t observe Shabbat. And I never had a Bar Mitzvah. MAN: That’s no problem! Judaism is for all Jews! PANEL 3 The same man is now talking to a young woman with curly black hair. WOMAN: I was raised Jewish, but now I’m an atheist. MAN: You’re still one of us! WOMAN: And I’m against Israel’s genocide in Gaza. PANEL 4 The woman, looking dizzy, is lying on the pavement at the bottom of the stairs, her purse a few feet away. The man, off-panel, yells from the top of the stairs. MAN: AND STAY OUT! CHICKEN FAT WATCH “Chicken fat” is long-hibernating cartoonist slang for funny but unimportant details in a comic. PANEL 1: The back of the woman’s hoodie says “BAND NAME.” PANEL 3: Tattoos on the woman’s arm say “This That Other.” There’s also a tattoo of Ignatz Mouse from Krazy Kat. PANEL 4: There’s a rat on the sidewalk, who is wearing glasses and smoking a pipe. The woman’s tattoos now include a light bulb with a thought balloon showing a lit-up light bulb, Leela from Futurama, a razor crossing a rolling pin, and a slice of pie. On her other arm, tattoos say “Pow Zap” and there’s a tattoo of Krazy from Krazy Kat. Newspaper on the sidewalk is called “Daily Backgrounder.” The top headline is “Wayward Song To Carry On: Forecasters Predict Peace When Done.” Smaller headlines says “Hidden Pigeons Emerge For Cyanide-Coated Peanuts: Bird Community Vows Revenge” and “Body Found In Chicago: Victim Looks Like Jigsaw Puzzle With Pieces Missing.”

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Well I am going to urinate on his damn grave a lot.

We frankly need to stage a 24/7 loud block party in front of Mar-a-Dumpo or even on the bridge near that POS for the next several years. Just constantly laser light show, drones, noise so loud it'll shatter vehicle windows.

I am bitter bc Americans need to rise-up like the French. And, unfortunately, my read is it is going to take true hardship to get it that way.

a young girl is sitting on a set of stairs and says it 's the hard-knock life for us . Alt: Annie sitting on stairs singing "it's the hard-knock life for us."

Me reading about how Americans might find their damn Thanksgiving going disrupted bc of the Trump shutdown...

99.2F now!

This kind of news outlet push alert hits different when you work at that news outlet.