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NexJql - ☢️ Chaos Doggo ☢️

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It's chaos time! It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru

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1. "Omigod, doggie! Hiii-" "Do not pet my dog!"
2. "I didn't adopt it to fun. I got it to keep me active and disciplined"
3. Hey, you still gotta show it love. Dogs have feelings and thoughts like we do!"
4. "Why are these dogs walking and talking? What are these creatures? 
This is fucking scary"

1. "Omigod, doggie! Hiii-" "Do not pet my dog!" 2. "I didn't adopt it to fun. I got it to keep me active and disciplined" 3. Hey, you still gotta show it love. Dogs have feelings and thoughts like we do!" 4. "Why are these dogs walking and talking? What are these creatures? This is fucking scary"

made a comic about pet dogs

07.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 56    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1

Reality is, if we want change with the U.S. government, voting isn't going to pull it.

We as a citizenry are going to have to step up and do the necessary dirty work. And longtime friends know precisely what I mean.

07.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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...or school lunches, or free college, or lower groceries and gas, or...

05.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 49    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 1

And if anyone thinks even $50,000 is a decent annual income... Yeah... maybe if you live in Bobumpkin rural Nebraska. If you live in any actual small city much less an East or West Coast area, you really need $75,000+ to have a chance, and that's low ball.

07.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

During one of my faculty job searches a decade ago, I spotted some tenure-track assistant professor positions at even *public state universities* (ahem, Georgia) that paid $42,000 to start. One dump in Oklahoma paid $35,000.

That's for someone with a PhD!

07.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 10051    🔁 1853    💬 282    📌 174

Does anyone want to hire a video editor?

p-please?

07.03.2026 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh. The bed is so comfy!!!

07.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with long blonde hair and elf ears . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with long blonde hair and elf ears .

Legolas will make Friday night special. Legolas will kick the Grinch's face concave. Then, Legolas will fill the concave face with salsa. It'll soon get rancid and reek!

07.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wtf? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

07.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

People with real PhDs/MDs should be allowed to hunt these grifters for sport.

06.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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They have an introduction sheet now!!

11.11.2024 17:59 — 👍 1110    🔁 216    💬 10    📌 0

Nintendo also probably has better health care policy; Dr Mario believes in germ theory

07.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 472    🔁 61    💬 6    📌 1

You know what I want to happen to old bloaty toady.

06.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You see them near year round here. Lol

06.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow. They're issuing water warnings here bc our water levels are at 50 year lows due to drought.

Jackal help conserve water! The Impreza gets to stay the dirty boy. But it's a rally car. It doesn't mind. XD

06.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I heckin' get it. My husband is on a job search, again. So far 3x interviews. But then, this isn't computer or office stuff. He's gone into construction.

06.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooohhhh - sun dresses? Maybe that is too much for summer?

06.03.2026 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump tells CNN Cuba is soon going to fall: ‘I’m going to put Marco over there’ | CNN Politics President Donald Trump told CNN Friday morning that Cuba “is going to fall pretty soon.”

Buckle up. Trump is indicating the U.S. is going after Cuba next and is popping that big #loser Marco Rubio in charge of it.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...

06.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THE TIME HAS COME

06.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 1801    🔁 608    💬 51    📌 21

That's because he has the mind of 3 year old. Hell, I bet I could bribe him by offering him McDonalds.

06.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I demand unconditional surrender of Trump's wretched life.

So there's that.

06.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember how Trump was just going on about how low gas prices were and how they were going to get even lower.

What a f'n #loser. 😂

06.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So with gas prices as they are, and with how much ice we've had this winter, I'm almost glad for my forced layoff in November and I could stay off route 9. Besides trump tells me I don't have to care if gas prices are high, likely to go higher because it's all worth it. #TrumpsWar

06.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

So just 3 weeks ago, oil was at $60/barrel, and Trump was going on about how low oil prices were going to be with the Venezuela fiasco.

Now, thanks to Donald Trump, oil prices are $92/barrel and still rising. Can't wait to see the MAGAs with their huge pickups eat that. 😂

06.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hecks. That rots.

In my experience, go for a diversified mutual fund over individual stocks. I have one that's like 30%+ in emerging markets. That has done excellent. Your bank/credit union probably has a ROTH IRA option worth checking out.

06.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, such bigly winning! It's huge! Making America Great Again! 😂

06.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 5936    🔁 2386    💬 90    📌 182
A boxed copy of Pokémon Emerald in the fucking wild!!

A boxed copy of Pokémon Emerald in the fucking wild!!

EXCUSE ME?!?!?

06.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Good heck. That is massive.

06.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0