Ten of Swords

When your love language is the giving and receiving of cryptography and your GM wife decides to show you affection through the medium of coded letters sent to your character.

If questing beast dangerous, why friend shaped?

It was an accident and I feel very bad forever.

[scenes from a marriage]
@coggirl.bsky.social: I have never been given even one affection
Me, who just gave my wife many keeses: 🥺
My wife: I was only joking. I was emulating the cat
Me: *hides under a blanket, also emulating a cat*

a bust up crop portrait of dame aylin, with old gothic style text across the middle. it features a halo around her head with graphic lines. she is in blue, while the background is magenta.

🗡️ dame

1 - to be fair she also suggested simply handling me loose slices of pickle without any kind of dish or paper towel which feels like a war crime

2 - I really did just want to hold her hand. I don’t even like Swiss cheese on its own.

I think my wife is downplaying the part where I *DIDN’T* smack her phone across the room even though the cat urges were strong and I should be rewarded for being such a good wife and also person.

Am badly missing certain US foods. But I'm being very brave about it.

Happy Belated Tolstoy Unnecessary Horse Acquisition Day to all who celebrate.

A journal entry with the following text: 25 January 1851 I've Fallen in love or imagine that I have; went to a party nad lost my head. Bought a horse which I don't need at all. Leo Tolstoy

Have realized my anniversary with @coggirl.bsky.social falls not only on St Dwynwen's Day, but also on an even more important holiday...the anniversary of that time Tolstoy bought an unnecessary horse.

All credit to www.instagram.com/davidstorm777 for the photo of the wedding meese.

Two stuffed mice in dresses, one silver and one burgundy, on a table in front of two glasses of champagne, with a crystal flower with a gold stem in front of them. The mice are holding little bouquets of flowers.

Holy shit, @coggirl.bsky.social and I have been married a whole year. How did that happen?

Speaking of commitment to the bit…can’t lose my wedding ring if it’s an entire forearm tattoo…or if I do, we have bigger problems on our hands than misplacing jewellery. Oh how I love those pieces.

Scenes from a marriage. My wife sometimes forgets who she married. You cannot throw a gambit at me. I am forever committed to the bit.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Happy birthday to my amazing wife, @coggirl.bsky.social. You are the star by which I chart my course (even if you never stand in healing range and even if, according to that one cameo from Tim Downie, you being an Astarion girlie is a red flag) 💕💕💕

What's it take to get some dinner?
What's it take to bring it home?
Hurry up, it's time for supper
Order up, it's hot to go

This album is fucking sending me

Happy Anniversary of that time the ‘tism meant the US thought my future wife @tenofsword.bsky.social was trafficking me to Virginia for nefarious reasons & made me miss my connecting flight while they called my dad to confirm he knew what I was up to….

It’s wild to think it’s been a year already 💜

Something something the infantilisation of neurodivergent people. Thankfully we managed to rescue you from airport purgatory.

We found a mystery mix CD in the car’s player Saturday while driving back from Tenebrae (guess it was there when we got the car) that will not eject. Today we got three tracks:
Track 11: Steal My Sunshine - Len
Track 12: Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
Track 13: Red Vines - Aimee Mann

No thoughts. Just vibes.

The important thing is that he is very careful not to damage the flower crown Aster gave him.

Oh hey, my wife! Go follow @coggirl.bsky.social, she's pretty okay.

No Broken Wheel tonight. Probably for the best as it gives us an extra week to think of how to handle the elephant (read: five displacer beasts) in the room (read: the woods by that barrow where we found our second Orkney brother). How many crimes will my wife commit with Gawain from Wish? Discuss.

Boy is that a mood. I was so bad at Twitter.

Tonight is another session of Broken Wheel. Then tomorrow is Midnight (why did I decide "get up at 7 to play D&D with my NZ friends" was a good plan?) and Witchlight. Then Saturday is Tenebrae. So much TTRPG and LARP. At least this month my once a month Sunday game is not the same week as Tenebrae.