Saxton 🦝

I had gin with tonic, followed by pb cup haha

yes!

that'll do!

better get some on your next outing!

science has yet to invent a shower too hot for me

only one way to find out

the whole team is basically my mum, including the player who is my actual mum

it's better than you'd expect

have you considered: gin + peanut butter cups

I'm in a league and we're TERRIBLE and it's the best

all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable

❤️❤️❤️ thank youuuu

I hope so because they are glorious

I've been known to dabble

"the problem is, you need everybody to get on board. and some people won't be on board. and if you try to make them get on board, now you're doing fascism." - me, a political science genius*

*unverified

mushrooms (food) and mushrooms (magic) count as two different things

me too!

I don't want to alarm you but, I've been showing early signs of domestication too

he folded them all! so after that I showed him the trick where you use a lighter and a tea bag to make paper look old, and then we made scrolls out of that

goblincore is my jam!

living with an arborist means all your knots are constantly judged

honestly I'm on the fence about it because being immortal sounds so tiring. but also: I would like to live forever (insert highlander theme song)

a mirror with a bunch of magical items affixed to it

magic mirror

he's wearing part of his Halloween costume and it's giving mountain-monk energy

the system works

parenting is getting your kid to roll all the towels and cloths by telling him they're ninja scrolls

whoa I just did this! some sort of inception witchcraft going on over there.

this is me as the new Bond

giant martini glass that I hang out in. that's we've got so far.

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