no way, we love a surprise villain
05.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no way, we love a surprise villain
05.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0deal!
05.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0invite me as the surprise (no one knows my intentions, not even me)
05.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I want to be her
05.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0well, which would you rather?
05.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hooray thanks!!
05.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I SECOND THIS
04.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love all kinds! maybe something spooky?
04.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have not!! thank youuuu
04.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0send them again! but also find us more weird documentaries!
04.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please send book recommendations for my trip at the end of the month!
04.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
*video of a guy falling and spilling his drink*
my sister in law: I feel like he could have handled that better, honestly.
looks like a Miss, maybe he married into the sausage kingdom?
04.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0see also: beret
04.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
miss sausage queen 1955
found a picture of your mum at work (she was a babe)
04.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they're calling them the Terrible 20's
03.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0eeewwewww nooooo
04.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wilma Flintstone using a mammoth as a vacuum
every vacuum since the original has been an absolute joke. why did we try to improve on perfection.
04.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
me, a youth, listening to cell block tango: gum popping seems like a wild reason to kill a man!
me, an adult: I would kill a man for breathing too loudly
he was strongly in favour
03.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guys, the foil ones don't make any sounds when you stab them with a steak knife! 🥳
02.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have lost the plot on what it means when the groundhog does or doesn't do the thing, but i can agree it's probably not a great way of forecasting weather
02.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the local business association just invited me to their "international women's day networking event". i don't have a linkedin, or a business card, or any desire for anyone to know who i am professionally, so how did my identity break containment? which one of you is pranking me? 🤮😭
02.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they are those metallic foil ones, I don't know if I trust this hahah
02.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my other plan was to just put them in the bin and close the lid quickly so that the next person who has to take the garbage out gets a surprise
02.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hmmm smart!
02.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm just going to be driving around with these birthday balloons in the back of my vehicle for the next month because it gives me too much anxiety thinking about popping them to throw them away
02.03.2026 13:54 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1this was me yesterday haha
02.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0she should join my book club (the reading is optional)
02.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0book club success
28.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0