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Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER. Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group (Mun is 24 years of age)

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🐭“Now buying the Dragon Balls. Ha ha.”

03.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“I hope you get DMCA’d, ha ha.”

01.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“Yuh-huh, Isabelle aah ass OC. Ha ha.”

01.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

🐭“I now own this Hydra air ride machine. Ha ha.”

01.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“I own the Hydra.”

01.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“Renaming the Mustafar planet name to Mufasa. Ha ha.”

01.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“I own Rainbow Road. ALL OF IT.”

28.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
28.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“Now buying Arceus.”

28.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

🐭“Nope.”

28.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“Now buying the rights and license to the Hase character.”

28.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

🐭“Motherfucker, Disney died. A second time. I’m taking over my master’s conquest, ha ha.”

27.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“You know I’ll have the park be equipped with fail-safes, right? Ha ha.”

27.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“Shadow dropping an entire Disney World in Hyrule. Or better yet, a Walt Disney Studios Park. Ha ha.”

27.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“The Daily Fuckass Bugle.”

27.02.2026 08:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“Yes I can.”

27.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“Do I own this Niko character?”

26.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

🐭“...Okay.”

25.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“And will I buy it?”

25.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“The money earned from Zootopia 2. Ha ha.”

24.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“Turning the moon into another Disneyland resort. Ha ha.”

24.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“Now buying the rights and license to Dynablade. Ha ha.”

24.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🐭“Now buying the ENTIRE SINNOH region. Ha ha.”

23.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🐭“...No...”

23.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“But what?”

23.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“Consider your visits to Maleficent in Disneyland rejected. Ha ha.”

23.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🐭“Nah, not exactly. Ha ha.”

23.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“Too many clankers/bucket of bolts, ha ha.”

23.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
23.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐭“You can’t.”

23.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1