MistyJean

a sketch of a woman wearing a hood pinned at her throat; a bow and a quarter of arrows hang from her back

My ranger from my housemate's one-shot

A simple black and white drawing of the artist seated at her desk. She sips tiredly from a mug of... something... while gesturing to a sign hanging on the wall behind her. The sign reads, "This artist blocks anyone who endorses an industry directly trying to undercut the value of their labor by posting A.I. generated content."

just another day in the office

really feeling this "Year in Review" meme from last year again as we cruise towards the finish line

I'm just gonna skeet some cheerful music and dancing crabs for your feed. ^_^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_...

Yes.

D&D elves average about 6-8 inches shorter than humans, Tolkien's elves were taller than men, except for the Numenorians

Things You Don't Owe Anyone in 2026 (Or Ever) Dr. Natalya @elnatherapy 1. Immediate access to you. Urgency doesn't create obligation. 2. Details about your life. Your choices don't need defending. 3. Gratitude for what harmed you. "But it made you stronger" is crap. 4. Availability outside your capacity. Overextension isn't generosity. 5. Unhealthy optimism vs honesty. Naming what's real isn't pessimism. 6. Performing happiness for others. You're allowed to be flat, tired & quiet. 7. Emotional regulation for others. You're not here to manage feelings. 8. Access to your space. You decide who comes in & when. 9. A "better attitude" about life. Reality doesn't improve with denial. 10. Making yourself easier to swallow. Respectfully, let them choke.

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It means someone at; e.g. Coca Cola, is invested in AI stocks, and wants potential investors to think they are worth cash money.

He's not trapped, a medicine ball is basically a round couch

I hear they're giving seized items to the British Museum

Hardly a bikeshed, everyone knows the single hardest thing in computer science is naming things and off by one errors

I have a flame bow; he'll be warm for the rest if his life ^_^

I have at least six to-do lists. I keep finding them (this means I keep losing them, too, but I am not really aware of that)
Sibling suggested the App, but that means picking up the Phone when I'm trying to be productive.

"Traitors never prosper, for when they prosper, none dare call it treason" Here's hoping he fails fast

And, in a consistent show of brilliance, he's bringing this crippled economy into a trade war

With all due respect, Senator, that's YOUR job.

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I know I’m having to ask a lot recently, but I wouldn’t do it unless I had no choice. Our rent needs to be paid by the end of Monday, and we’re WAY short. If there is any way you could help us out, it would mean the absolute world to us.

I’m “MaeGodHaveMercy” on PayPal, Venmo and Cash App.

Unexpected GallusRostomegalus

*Eagle screech* 🦅🏳️‍🌈

Isn't this how Ron Hubbard got started?

Artificial sweeteners are made to taste like sugar, but American sodas are sweetened with corn syrup. That's why sugar-sweetened beverages taste like diet sodas

It's a rickroll, isn't it? Betting it's a rickroll.