mangling the spelling of a word so dramatically that even your in-browser spell check just shrugs and says idk

Literally every single AI or crypto ad deliberately hides what it is until the last second. Almost like they know how universally hated they all are #SuperBowlLX

Listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers has got to be the worst use of free will

a nyt style cartoon of a cat using a wrecking ball to knock a vase off a table

today's "fucking furious that I didn't drawn this" comes to you from Roland High. condenaststore.com/art/roland+h...

If I had a nickel for every hour long light hearted buddy duo solving crimes tv show with an episode about a civil war reenactor who gets shot by someone hiding in a nearby tree, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #psych #rizzoliandisles

I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER

Fewer seahorses, more sea unicorns and sea donkeys, pls. Seapony? Plspls

"what you think of as a great guy is an average woman" how are they not dating each other?

Like, the number of gay winks in Rizzoli & Isles is....a delight. I can only assume the books the show is based on are very lavender (pls don't tell me otherwise)

a loose painting of a black cat looking at a series of gold frames hung on the way, saying "it's shite, it's all SHITE"

Another week, another piece of art that I am FURIOUS for not making. ( via www.angelasmythart.co.uk )

I wonder how many wlw feelings were awakened by Rizzoli & Isles

How is Hegseth so fucking bad at working out? I have a theory: he is unable to accept any critique of his form or technique, so he keeps doing things wrong over and over while congratulating himself for doing “hard things.” Incredibly weak mentality.

A goose. Wearing a party hat. On his beak.

Fucking perfection.

And now that I have seen it, I can never have this idea independent of the world. It exists already, and I have been tainted merely by admiring it, and I am crestfallen

Fucking bask upon www.instagram.com/p/DTdQWaQDaLa/

Today it was a gaggle of delightfully simple geese wearing party hats, and one was wearing his on his beak, and it was DEVISTATING to not have been the one who plucked this idea from the ether and breathed life into it.

sometimes I will see a bit of art so good, but also so accessible, just some fun, creative idea put down into the world, and I will panic that I'm not making anything like that, and I'll never make anything like that

Have you heard the little mountain joke?

It's hillarious.

Can I donate my unused resolutions to someone less fortunate?

Cheers to those of you who have managed to break your resolutions already.

Mental note for later: Win Wittgenstein's Money

Why is this level of drunk always followed by the need to drink more, which then leads to a different, worse level of drunk. I want to be pleasantly friendly with a face tingle forever, please.

What if my kids think I'm ugly.

plot of the hallmark movie I'm watching right now, is, no joke: My job bad, your job bad, what if no jobs, just small town?

People who try to keep the outside bottoms of their pots and pans clean: are you okay?

Oh good, I have managed to bite my cheek, and now I will think of little else while I keep rebiting it, and it will never heal, this is my life now, I am nothing but a mouth that tastes the flesh of cheek and aches for more.

My favorite part of any documentary is when all the talking heads are slamming someone involved, raising all these questions and then, at the very end of episode 2 of three, it's DRAMATIC MUSIC DUN DUN DUN and that very person sits down in the hot seat *credits roll*

just say "vintage 2010" on a poshmark listing and I want to die

had a dream that if you yelled too much, you could use up all the capital letters in your home, and you'd have to buy more if you wanted to still have proper nouns anywhere.

chicken fried steak exists. Chicken bites exist. Steak bites exist.

GIVE ME CHICKEN FRIED STEAK NUGGETS PLS