And I'm all out of bubble gum
27.01.2026 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And I'm all out of bubble gum
27.01.2026 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I had got in on this :( I had this idea for a snot fetish ... did anyone use that?
27.01.2026 11:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0MemorialRonBot will still be posting bad puns for future generations. Likely something about graveyard rock ... I'm sure they'll be bone tickling
26.01.2026 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I got one of those cat animals, and I feel like she likes the dog better than me. The whole dog/cat thing appears to be a lie. #ragdoll #pug
25.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, it's in. I wrote a short story ... I scrapped it and let my subconscious write a story. I'm submitting that one to @notquitewrite.com . Went Team Ed! Sorry @akscotland.bsky.social
25.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Try picturing everybody naked ... oh, right.
24.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction has begun!
Choose a team and write a 500-word story based on your team’s prompts to compete for thousands of dollars in cash prizes & print publication!
There’s still time to enter... 👀
Been listening to Australian folk music all morning in prep for @notquitewrite.com ... It's been a c*%# of a day, tie me kangaroo down, Don't call wagga wagga wagga ... whatever the hell that means ... I'm ready!!! #writeInAustralian #BeAnAuzzyDay #writerslife #callwaggawaggawagga
23.01.2026 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please like this reel. It took ages to make 😂
More importantly, please join us for the first ever write-off!
Prompts drop this Friday 12PM AEDT
✏️500 words
💰AU$4,000 in prizes
➕(Currently) a 1:35 chance of winning a cash prize and a 1:1 chance of winning our hearts!
Get in on this!
16.01.2026 11:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There's just one week to go until the Write-Off! Compete for a share in AU$4,000 plus print publication (not to mention that infamous weapon we call a trophy!)
Who's excited?
Nervous?
Impatient to see the new format?
*Another* FLESH Fiction announcement just dropped in the NQW Community!
If you're feeling charitable to your fellow entrants, like and/or repost this post so it will make it to their feeds.
This announcement is big. We're talking REALLY BIG.
HUGE.
Not Quite Write Bonus Prize Draw. If your team wins, you'll go in the draw to receive a 30-minute online coaching session and a limited edition Not Quite Write hoodie! Winner announced following shortlist reveal. Eligibility limited to Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction entrants who competed for the winning team but did not win an individual cash prize. Full terms and conditions at not quite write prize dot com. Write is spelled with a w. Amanda an Ed model the hoodie.
ICYMI, entrants to the January Not Quite Write Prize will be competing as teams for the first time.
Members of the winning team who do not earn a cash prize will go into the draw to win a 30-minute coaching session and limited edition Not Quite Write hoodie!
Check the podcast for details!
Almost as soon as Alexander Graham Bell
invented the telephone...
People started calling him on his shit RS
Today I'm celebrating all of Germany for whoever bought my book. I'm pretty sure that makes it a "Global Phenomenon". As far as I know, they have the only copy in the country. #ThanksGermany #SmallWorld #Viral
12.12.2025 12:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two copies of the Best of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction 2025 sit in a pile. Text reads “Grab your 2025 anthology now at not quite write podcast dot com forward slash anthology.” Write is spelled with a w.
The 2025 Anthology is here!
If you love what we do here at NQW, you can support us by liking and sharing this post and picking up a copy or two!
Shipping within the next few days to arrive in time for Christmas! 🎄
Features all 2025 shortlisted stories plus exclusive judge & author commentary 👀
I've discovered that I've been thinking Serena Ryder when people say Sabrina Carpenter ... it explains so much about the last six months.
08.12.2025 12:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tfw you’re up Kenneth Creek without a coffee 😂
@kennethroland.bsky.social
That's amazeballs (as the kids say)! Surreal to see it half way around the world. 🙇
29.11.2025 12:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WTF!? That's a win for me! @notquitewrite.com Over the moon! I had guests and had to stop listening for a few hours. Put it on just before bed and blown away. Thank you so much!
27.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Yay for AU being a day ahead! It finally works out for once (this is the ONLY time ... oh except I still get to watch The Block the same day too, but those are the ONLY two times!)
26.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who's ready to get their heart broken?
26.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Please check out Technically Art, a free short fiction piece available on my substack. Link below.
#sliceoflife #shortfiction #disabilityawareness
open.substack.com/pub/lmhokans...
Hey @notquitewrite.com can't you just release the podcast in Canada today? It's cold up here and we're lonely! C'mon eh? A little bonus for Canadian listeners? A little advantage of a few days, hmm? Since your podcast started, there's been less fights in hockey ... could be Ed's soothing voice ☺️
25.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love writing books!
23.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow! After conversion that's gotta be pretty good! "Fair Dinkum" I think they say ...
23.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ken's Guerilla Book Marketing tip of the day: Amazon lets you post a picture with every item you review ... that's FREE exposure on every item you buy! ( Walkers Shortbread is really good BTW) #writinglife #authortips #indybooks #writers
23.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I wet my pants at a sleep over camp in Burgoyne Woods 🤔 Some teenagers banging on the tents in the middle of the night ... Suspicious 😂
23.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Right here www.amazon.com.au/dp/106920210X/ You'll note after some vigorous marketing, it's the 1,380th best selling fiction anthology in Australia
23.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
