Nate 👻

had a dream that something happened so I couldn't take my birth control anymore so I was forced to have my period again after six years of blessed silence. jfc.

My father is an intelligent man and I love him very much, but he's also been rawdogging ADHD for the past sixty plus years and it's fascinating to witness. (I have the anxiety disorder to go with it, which means I misplace things at the same frequency but notice sooner 😅)

anyway I survived the conference and said smart things and nobody killed me with stones so that was nice.

me, sitting on my hands: I do not need to also contribute as a writer in this zine. I am already doing mod and resource duty. I have so many other obligations and hobbies going on. I do not need to contribute as a writer to this zine.

Asthma attack so bad that the only reason I didn't call an ambulance was because it would wake my mother at 1 am on her birthday.

Can the necromancer that used to keep the shambling remains of my body going please come back from retirement? My feet, left shoulder and right wrist have all stopped working and I need his magic.

For someone who doesn't want children and doesn't really have parental instincts, I'm always surprised at how good I am with children.

Screenshot derstandard.at Interview "Bergdoktor" Hans Sigl: "Ja, natürlich bin ich Antifaschist"

Polizeieinsatz am Gruberhof, WANN

Love you too xoxo

My mother: "...I mean, you've probably seen most movies Michelle Yeoh is in."

Called out?? For what!!

Illustration with Marcille & Falin which I drew last fall ❤️💮

#DungeonMeshi

Nothing quite as frightening as having to hunt down an insect in the evening, glasses off, pajamas on, tits flopping about.

So my stomach problems are absolutely stress related but I'm definitely going to be running in the local elections anyway. Because that's smart.

Had to get blood drawn today and apparently I have some of the worst veins for blood drawing this nurse has ever seen. 😭

Every time!

Nate stop misreading the "GF NF Zine" as "Girlfriend Newfoundland Zine" what the fuck

It's always so fascinating because where did you GET THESE IDEAS. Who comes up with them!!

My older sister takes some art classes at a community college and their mascot is an osprey, which at this point? Sure. Whatever. At least they exist in California.

I mean in all fairness nothing can ever beat whatever UC Santa Cruz has going on. Personally that banana slug haunts me because I have to see it regularly, but at least it has a CONNECTION TO CALIFORNIA, SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE SPARTA IS KNOWN FOR??

My younger sister just transferred to San José State University and what do you MEAN their mascot is a Spartan soldier. Where did he come from.

I KNOW RIGHT

I think a lot about the time I officially came out to my parents and my dad's first response was "THANK GOD you're a lesbian. I thought you were pregnant."

thanks, dad.

I'm practicing reverse sexism by calling it "soccer" and "men's soccer" respectively, assuming all your pets are female, and removing the "for boys" and "for girls" stickers from the books in our library*.

*I work here, the children's librarian asked me to do it, and also I hate these stickers.

the problem is. I simply love a spreadsheet.

So today I found out that my phone's theft protection also works if you violently sneeze on it.

I have been TRICKED into closing the register how DARE

Really hard to explain to people that aren't into genderfuckery that having my tits cut off will actually make me more of a woman.
Their loss.

I'm so glad that Veilguard gave us Mae in a game but I'm not okay with how hot she is. I'm just a simple lesbian. Why do this to me.

Unfortunately I am the kind of person that is up in your business. If you're loud with the window open you better cope with my commentary. Just now I yelled "are you hurt or are you masturbating?!" - didn't get an answer, but he's quiet now, so either he expired or climaxed.

One some days I'm like "I know nothing, I shouldn't even be a librarian" and other days I internally go "why do the people in the neighbouring city library not know how to do their jobs??"