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Barty Collins

@nanoplague.bsky.social

She/her. Public health. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:) ♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️ I have spiders to count.

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Hey, I wrote this!

28.02.2026 06:51 — 👍 126    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 0
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 14989    🔁 2985    💬 194    📌 236
Digital portrait imitating oils of a man with wild unkempt hair, a beard and wearing a suit and a shirt. Light and shadows play with veru saturated and impressionistic colors over the image

Digital portrait imitating oils of a man with wild unkempt hair, a beard and wearing a suit and a shirt. Light and shadows play with veru saturated and impressionistic colors over the image

study from earlier this month

(Do you want a portrait like this? My comms are open 😬)
#art

25.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 204    🔁 60    💬 4    📌 0
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 9110    🔁 4205    💬 249    📌 516

i miss spain

22.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Posted and immediately deleted a post about our new bidet because even the prospect of anonymously describing pooping on the internet makes me feel yucky.

(🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶 It's magic thooo)

21.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A growing majority of Americans have soured on President Trump’s handling of immigration, with 58 percent saying he has gone too far deporting undocumented immigrants.

One in 3 people say they worry that a family member or friend could be detained by ICE. https://wapo.st/4c76N6K

21.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 165    🔁 64    💬 20    📌 11

Paparazzi gonna pap!

20.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

You are about to see Donald Trump do a Truth Social post calling for John Roberts’s public execution

20.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 248    🔁 31    💬 13    📌 2

look we all have the same desires in this world: avant-garde art, voluptuous baddies, full communism and enchanted blades/crystals. all else is academic

18.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

♥️♥️♥️♥️🙏🏻🙏🏻♥️♥️♥️♥️

13.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He gives off 'horny but too busy for that nonsense' vibes

12.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can we talk about how femme cis spouses always level way up when their former husbands transition?

Like you're married to a six foot goddess now, it is time to dye your hair purple and get a nose ring

12.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

How did they miss the underwear ad last year?

11.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this guy (and more) are available as PRINTS; exclusively from my INPRNT shop 💫

inprnt.com/gallery/kim_hu

FREE SHIPPING on ORDERS OVER 30USD! TODAY!
ticktock ticktock- or wait until the next free ship day, no worries these won't go anywhere but thank you for putting food on my table if you buy one

06.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 400    🔁 80    💬 2    📌 0
A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

06.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 9588    🔁 2537    💬 22    📌 55

Watched the first EP of the new GoT show and was irritated and stressed out every time the lead char would just walk away from his horse.

Where's your horse, Dunk?
Why did you just leave your house under a random tree, Dunk?
Why did you forget your horse, Dunk?
Why, Dunk?

Wtf.

05.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

speech therapists in england correcting kids saying “tube” that it is really pronounced “choob”

04.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 75    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 1

Not that asshole again

03.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was informed one of my great gpas killed a guy and fled. An auspicious start indeed.

03.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

01.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 171    🔁 32    💬 8    📌 9
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I’m Still Your America Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...

“I’ve always carried this gun. Maybe you’ve never seen it pointed at you.”

Fucking 🔥🔥🔥

Read the entire thing
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

02.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 19    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

01.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 67326    🔁 16104    💬 2572    📌 1828
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Judge Biery wrote an amazing decision! It is not long and should be read in its entirety ! The 4 grievances still stand!

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

31.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

You go to war with the martyrs you have. This is now a pro-Don Lemon propaganda account and he is to be considered an unstoppable ubermensch until such time he is once again a free moron. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

30.01.2026 14:41 — 👍 1780    🔁 306    💬 25    📌 14

Ugh, that guy is such a bedbug.

29.01.2026 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m CRYINGGGGG!! Kevin Durant really got a lotion deal with CeraVe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NBA #Cerave #Ad

27.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 781    🔁 150    💬 11    📌 47

I just looked that one up (been on the hunt for both a proper violet and a proper jasmine scent and I think I am in love with the marketing they're using on this one. Gonna see if I can track down a sample.:)

28.01.2026 15:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings

28.01.2026 02:06 — 👍 2390    🔁 296    💬 11    📌 3

My spouse: "There are three things this person knows about you: 1) you have a cookbook for lamb brains; 2) you have a collection of sexy santa gifs; and 3) your home address.

28.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0