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Gonna grind for this view

gang fr I be thinkin about all my fuck ups from the day and shit like “what if my neighbors call the cops on me” lmaoooo

on GOD

can u teach me or show me how to teach myself :3

Joe Biden can still salvage his legacy. he must give every American a double jump

Drake/Kendrick beef weird al polka medley

another year of spotify reminding me of my abysmal music taste

luv u nate xoxo

i’ll post balls soon so ur not alone

“i’ve had mangoes better than entire years of my life” just hit me so hard right now

ohhhh that’s where that came from

yoooo tell her I said mreow

NO BUT MY NAILS ARE SO COOKED LMAO

no like fucking DIFFICULT bruh

we’ve both been playing together and got stuck on one level for MONTHS and just now beat it this weekend

this rules i wish i had known about a
this before

exercising my free will by cutting my fingernails with a pair of scissors

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

Still thinking about the cafe I was in a few weeks ago where a mother kept telling her daughter to see the movie "My Big Ass" and denied that she was getting the title wrong. A good moment.

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

Breaking news: journalist JOYA has the biggest claim in modern consumer history

more at 11

SPOOKIE DOOKIE

@honeybeeval.bsky.social has the funniest toilet cover and I can’t help but think spookie dookie or creepie peepee everytime I see it