Orcaholic 🐳🐬🌿🐈‍⬛🇵🇸🇺🇦💙⚾️

Needs a maxi pad on his “damaged” ear

I’m thrilled that not only did TACO not get the Nobel Peace Prize, but it was awarded to…
A Venezuelan
A woman
A defender of Democracy

I feel bad for any ketchup packet that gets near him today

Yeah I took my time and visualized it. Honestly my doc coached me on some answers cuz there was one word I couldn’t recall. I think he just didn’t want to approve the blood test for me

Zionist state won’t hold to any ceasefire.
#FreeGaza

Dying laughing.

Notice how nobody is talking about Charlie Kirk anymore? Joyyyyy

I’ll also add, I “passed” which meant my doctor would not approve the blood test for Alzheimer’s despite having my mom, maternal grandmother and maternal great grandmother dying of Alzheimer’s. May have to do a Go Fund Me to pay for the test myself

Absolutely. I was looking forward to reciting those words with a snickering laugh

Once he feels he invaded Chicago successfully, he’s gonna go for Greenland

Yeah I just did one last month (trying to get prequalified to get the Alzheimer’s blood test - family history of it). Counting backwards by 7, repeating numbers backwards, drawing a clock, identifying animals, listing words that start with a letter. He’d fail it miserably

He uses the term “my people” in a protective way whereas the orange asshole uses “my people” in a controlling way. BIG difference. Mad respect for Pritzker

Now I picture people scouring the streets shouting “Romeo. Romeo! Wherefore Art thou Romeo?”

Keep it up my Chi-town peeps. I miss my city and love what y’all are doing. If I were there I’d be marching with you.

I just watched an hour long speech taking advantage of those of us who lived thru the Moss Landing battery fire only to push their right wing agenda against clean energy.

Ya know what David Hurwitz. Fuck you. And fuck your right wing agenda and thanks for raping me out of $25 for this lecture

That’s some dictator-fascist kind of authoritarian BS right there. Who the F does he think he is? “Jail anybody that speaks ill of me”. F you TACO

Unless TACO threatened her with something

I think I’m gonna get this one. It even looks like him

What if we all wore inflatable Trump costumes to protests?

Or HeiHei the chicken?

Or an inflatable eggplant?

I am gonna scour the selection and get my very own protest blow up costume. Will protect me from the tear gas

We just had our Open Enrollment period close just before the shutdown. Wonder how those premiums will change now

I wanna be Nurse Hatchet

He’s afraid to swear her in because of her voting power and because he’s too stupid to pronounce her name correctly

Go Cubs Go

That unicorn looks high AF. Love it

$1000 for three X-rays of my foot. A 2.5 month wait for an ultrasound of my then-inflamed gall bladder. Being told (by more than one doctor) “if you need to be seen before then, go to the ER”.

Yeah something’s gotta change

Pam Bondi is a bitchy bully

JFC I used to live in Berwyn. Pathetic what TACO has done to my beloved city

Shadow cat tongue back atcha

Yes on Prop 50 is in direct response to TX gerrymandering. P2025 is designed to dismantle democracy