Sir Topham Hatt

Hmm… I see. Sodor lacks the proper facilities, we’ll have to send you to the mainland.

What’s all the fuss?

We are both real

I’ll send someone to fetch you

You have my attention

What a fine depiction

Only aim to do your duty, and the passengers will give you credit where you fail.

Oh bother, it appears I’ve made a typo. “They are”! Curse these fat thumbs

There are indeed very neat and cool, as the kids say

Yes, thank you

Then I must state that Murdoch’s beliefs do not reflect my own or those of NWR

There’s still time to delete this

You will always be our number 1 engine regardless of sexual orientation

North Western Railway No.4 ‘King Gordon of Sodor’

Class: LNER Class A3/2
Build Date: 1913
Rebuild Date: 1922, 1936, 1986
Loco Purchased: 1923
Use of Loco: Mainline Mix-Traffic
Allocation: NW Tidmouth Sheds

Added Notes: Built earlier that expected, has superheater boiler, has Stanier valve gear

This is quite insightful!

After all, it’s all fun and games. And who am I to stop you from having fun? But there needs to be some sort of organization to this

And in a sense, it sort of ruins the fun. Like I don’t want to see characters dropping f-bombs and demeaning insults. In general, It’d be nice if insults were kept to theme and to a minimum. Obviously I can’t control you all, and I’m not going to say you have to do this

What I mean by that is, it’s import to be able to be one with your inner child. So there’s nothing inherently wrong with what we’re doing. I’ve always felt that a certain faction of us seem to take this to the extreme.

Okay I’m going to break character for a moment, I’m not a teenager, I’m actually a fully grown adult who happens to enjoy making memes. In general, I created this account to post the occasional, thematic message.

Indeed, this was intended to just post the occasional funny thematic message, but it seems that there are those who can’t have fun responsibly

I will attest that there is a certain faction of people who seem to take things to the extreme. Part of the reason why I created this account was to try and cajole them into behaving, but I must admit there have been some abatement of that hope.

You are a really useful engine

It’s an important part of keeping the trains running! Without you, none of this would be possible

We all have our moments

Ask not what your railway can do for you, but what you can do for your railway. I’m happy to announce that all non-human employees will be given free room and board.

Thomas the Tank Engine is one of his many names. Similar to “Henry the Green Engine”. He has also been referred to as “Thomas the Cheeky Engine”.

You will be shunting troublesome trucks until you learn to be a really useful engine

Good morning Edward

It was fun at first, but the craziness has gotten a bit out there

I honestly started this account as a joke. I didn’t expect things to get so crazy.