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@paulvschulte.bsky.social

πŸˆβ€β¬› / πŸ“š / 🍷 / Hawkeye πŸ–€ / Viking πŸ’œ / Cardinal β™₯️ Just killing some time here, folks My pronoun is just y’all. Like the man says β€œI am large, I contain multitudes”

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Latest posts by paulvschulte.bsky.social on Bluesky

β€œBeing rude to each other” which means β€œnot being obsequious to me” πŸ™„

03.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room . Alt: a man sits a couch in a living room and puts his hand in his belt

Meanwhile Dodgers be like…

02.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table Alt: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table

Mfw finding out @benlindbergh.bsky.social raw dogs his giant salad

22.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing behind a podium Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing behind a podium, then Turd Ferguson wearing a giant hat joins him

He missed an opportunity…shoulda tipped this hat & it wd be a standing ovation

21.09.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a catch that was. Thought it was going to drop for sure and Houston wd win. But NO! And then doubled up to win πŸ™Œ

21.09.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@megrowler.fangraphs.com

21.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@megrowler.fangraphs.com WHAT. A. CATCH.

21.09.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cardinalsoffday.bsky.social not really a question but…that run differential….wow πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

17.09.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry … those guys … but also πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

14.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cardinalsoffday.bsky.social question for the pod - did O’Brien got that guy on purpose? And if so…good πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

14.09.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tutu is dancing in a field with a group of people . Alt: a man in a tutu is dancing in a field with a group of people

LETS GOOOOO!

13.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cardinalsoffday.bsky.social how can we propose a MLB rule change? This needs to happen

13.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I propose a new baseball rule - of you hit the runner, on the run, in the head from the outfield, everyone is out & the inning is over.

#stlcardinals

13.09.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

And by β€œare we” I mean β€œI am”

#rhetoricalquestion

11.09.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cardinalsoffday.bsky.social Are we at the point in the season that we can root for the Mariners to beat the Cardinals so the Astros get knocked down to a wild card spot?

11.09.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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JJ McCarthy ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!?

09.09.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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two men are standing next to each other in a bowling alley holding bags . Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a bowling alley holding bags .
09.09.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other in a bowling alley holding bags . Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a bowling alley holding bags .

Big. Brass.

09.09.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the word woo written below him Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the word woo written below him
09.09.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew…ok…field goal to start the season. Remain calm, all is well. #Hawkeyes

30.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gronowski currently the all-time QB rushing leader in #Hawkeye history?

30.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I. am. shook. QB draw?? Who is this team? #Hawkeyes

30.08.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue hoodie is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a blue hoodie is sitting on a couch and clapping
26.08.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, what if I am, in fact, a Luddite? Is that bad?

25.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦fans in the same way that somebody is a fan of a sports team, their houses emblazoned with every possible piece of tat they can find, their Sundays living and dying by the success of the team, except even fans of the Dallas Cowboys have a tighter grasp on reality.”

So true. F*cking savage. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

25.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enshittification: the DRM-free audiobook "Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (an audiobook Amazon won't sell!)

I just backed Enshittification: the DRM-free audiobook on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/doc...

25.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES! Thank you!!

10.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s called the Mercy Rule πŸ€”

10.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re doing you a favor. I’d watch Sound of Music (was that it?) over this any day

10.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass of water in his hand Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass of water in his hand

Well that escalated quickly #stlcardinals

10.08.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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