Maddie (delicious, nutritious)

Gotcha, fifteen years it is.

Just an aside but why is she dressed like she's about to blow up Alderaan?

Reading this you'd be forgiven for thinking Labour hadn't just lost a by-election by a huge margin for being horrible authoritarian bastards.

Well, it's what the American justice system does to *some* murderers. Sometimes it gives them money and medals, and I think that might be an even worse way to run a society.

Referring to seasoning meat as "giving it the ol' razzle dazzle".

But I don't think those circumstances exist. Instead we should sentence those murders to prison for their entire lives because that's what you do with murderers.

I think if circumstances exist that could convince any random schmuck into gleefully murdering hundreds of children, we should discourage anyone from being a part of those circumstances by, for example, sending those murderers and their bosses to prison for their entire lives.

Incels have received endless patience and compassion from society already. They don't want it. It's a death cult of rapey nazis and the only way to fix them is to make their views unacceptable.

I have some old recipe books, including a very thorough curry cookbook from the early 70s. There are some suggestions for where ingredients would be harder to find in the UK at the time, but it's definitely not bland.

Well, at least they died for something they believed in: briefly entertaining a pedophile and his psycho friends.

For free? That's outrageous. I demand to be paid up front.

Ah well, at least he did enormous harm to everyone in the attempt.

Honestly we should've run incels out of society the second they first appeared. Absolute rancid vibes from all of them. Those unfuckable little turds should be on registers, and we're all paying the price for being too kind to them.

I'll miss seeing you on here.

The problem is there are loads of things to criticise the UK for but none of them are quite as fun as making fun of extremely poor people who just survived a world war. Losing that must be hard on them all.

Sour cherries though? I need to get some of that right fucking now.

I don't think some of them like the realisation that British food is more much more increasingly this kinda stuff than the 1950s ration food that they stereotype us with. Also, racism.

Sure, maybe blowing up people on the opposite side of the world is the only way to make the economy grow .5% or some shit. Who the fuck knows.

Well, yeah. The only people who think otherwise are cunts.

I'm kinda down for the gloating though. Winners get to gloat for a couple of days.

Yes, establishing a stable government does sound a lot harder than just murdering a bunch of people.

Good news everyone, Labour says that its up to you to decide if anything you do is a crime!

Sure, but this is like saying "every time the Epstein scandal closes in on Trump, someone in America eats a ham sandwich." Events that happen all the time don't count.

Gosh, how will Polanski ever be taken seriously if he doesn't lash himself to a protracted illegal war in the Middle East with unclear goals? History teaches us that the public love that shit.

I don't give a shit about those repercussions. If they're courageous, they'll face them and if they don't then they're cowards and accomplices.

War crimes? They can't do that, that's illegal!

Alright. They don't get points for intentions. They should just fucking do it.

You can really tell where her dumbass dead son got his smarts.

If you run the hating Muslims party then you'll probably lose constituencies that have a lot of Muslim voters. Try not to be a fucking crybaby about it.