Maddie (delicious, nutritious)

For free? That's outrageous. I demand to be paid up front.

Ah well, at least he did enormous harm to everyone in the attempt.

Honestly we should've run incels out of society the second they first appeared. Absolute rancid vibes from all of them. Those unfuckable little turds should be on registers, and we're all paying the price for being too kind to them.

I'll miss seeing you on here.

The problem is there are loads of things to criticise the UK for but none of them are quite as fun as making fun of extremely poor people who just survived a world war. Losing that must be hard on them all.

Sour cherries though? I need to get some of that right fucking now.

I don't think some of them like the realisation that British food is more much more increasingly this kinda stuff than the 1950s ration food that they stereotype us with. Also, racism.

Sure, maybe blowing up people on the opposite side of the world is the only way to make the economy grow .5% or some shit. Who the fuck knows.

Well, yeah. The only people who think otherwise are cunts.

I'm kinda down for the gloating though. Winners get to gloat for a couple of days.

Yes, establishing a stable government does sound a lot harder than just murdering a bunch of people.

Good news everyone, Labour says that its up to you to decide if anything you do is a crime!

Sure, but this is like saying "every time the Epstein scandal closes in on Trump, someone in America eats a ham sandwich." Events that happen all the time don't count.

Gosh, how will Polanski ever be taken seriously if he doesn't lash himself to a protracted illegal war in the Middle East with unclear goals? History teaches us that the public love that shit.

I don't give a shit about those repercussions. If they're courageous, they'll face them and if they don't then they're cowards and accomplices.

War crimes? They can't do that, that's illegal!

Alright. They don't get points for intentions. They should just fucking do it.

You can really tell where her dumbass dead son got his smarts.

If you run the hating Muslims party then you'll probably lose constituencies that have a lot of Muslim voters. Try not to be a fucking crybaby about it.

Reform's reaction to their by-election loss has been a masterclass in bitch loser energy. Baby shit that would even make Labour blush. "Wah, wah, they were the wrong type of voters! Wah, wah, the Greens are too affable! Wah, wah, women can't be MPs!" A whole party of babies. Pathetic.

They're also digging the graves of children.

Alright, I'll see what they have to say about blowing up schools. I guess there's a chance they like it.

It's been three days. Get over it you whiny bad loser piece of shit.

Active US soldiers are exactly as courageous as the Wehrmacht.

Bravely bombing America's deadliest in enemy, a school full of little girls, from a thousand miles away. They'll murder schoolgirls on any continent so long as the right serial child rapist tells them to. Truly the ultimate sacrifice.

Cursed with ten foreheads and zero brains.

Operation Le Bacon Roflcopter

I appreciate how all the little pictures of journalists are taken from that cursed mirror that shows their real souls.

Come on, Jo Swinson's Liberal Democrats, but the effort in.