Well, those are just magnificent, aren't they?😍
07.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, those are just magnificent, aren't they?😍
07.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I live in a small Southern town adjacent to larger yet still relatively small towns. In one of those towns, Tullahoma, there is an anti ICE protest scheduled for tomorrow. Right across the road from it there is also a protest for the protest. Yes, that's right, people are protesting in favor of ICE.
30.01.2026 12:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
This episode of House of @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social is making me miss Sventoonie...and I hated that show. I understand that they can't all be winners, but this is just painfully boring.
#Sventoonie
I'm fat, old, ugly, and poor, thus also single.
Someone kiss someone (consenting adults only, please & thanks) for me tonight, okay?
Happy end of this dumpster fire of a year, y'all.
#NewYearsEve
On tonight's @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social it's...THE CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS...only on #MeTV
27.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New designs in my #RedBubble shop. Link in bio. Please share. Thank you.
23.12.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New designs in my #RedBubble shop. Link in bio. Please share. Thank you. #StarWars #RealGenius #Transformers
22.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To Conservative men who love them, the original Three Stooges (the Howard brothers & Larry Fine) were all Jewish, extremely Jewish & they all hated the absolute fuck out of Hitler, so much so in fact that they were on Adolf's personal hit list.
If you're MAGA, the Stooges would've hated your guts.
Four new designs in my #RedBubble shop. Link in bio. Please share. Thank you.
16.12.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Devil said Rob Schneider & Death thought he said Rob Reiner.
15.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Between our 2 classrooms in the SPED I work in we have 2 students today & only 1 we have to really worry about, so this is how I'll be spending most of my day. Happy holidays, y'all. :)
15.12.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having read his response to the deaths of the Reiners, I really need a stronger word than loathe to describe how I feel about the POTUS.
15.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gentle folks, it's deep Winter time in the US again. If you are a bearded individual, I highly recommend getting some of this for the skin underneath your facial hair. Not only does it help keep your skin moisturized but it smells fantastic as well. You're welcome.
#BeardLife
I was completely unprepared to open social media today and see that someone I admired so much is gone. I was even less prepared to find out the details of his passing. What a tragedy. May you both rest in power, Mr. and Mrs. Reiner.
#RobReiner
For those of you who have access to #MeTV, tomorrow night #Svengoolie is showing one of my all time favorite thrillers, Stephen Spielberg's Duel.
13.12.2025 00:44 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1
One of many designs in my #RedBubble store. Link in bio.
10.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New #Christmas designs in my #RedBubble shop tonight! Please share. Thank you.
09.12.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A question for those of you who openly dislike the holiday classic Jingle All The Way:
Are all of your takes awful, or just this one?
#Christmas #ChristmasMovie #ChristmasMovies #JingleAllTheWay
As great #Christmas movies go, Ernest Saves Christmas is criminally underrated and deserves way more love. #Ernest #KnowWhatIMeanVern
07.12.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hey, friends. My new #Redbubble shop is up and running. Please check it out, maybe buy something. If you can't afford anything? No worries. Please share this. Thank you. #shirts #Christmas #holidays #happyholidays #merrychristmas
07.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can tell.😍
06.12.2025 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every Saturday night I like to party hearty & by party hearty I mean watch Svengoolie on MeTV. On tonight's big broadcast it's Lon Chaney in 1942's The Mummy's Tomb!
#Svengoolie #MeTV
Why in the fuck do I suddenly and for no good reason have Tesla's (the band, NOT the brand) Last Action Hero, from the soundtrack of the movie with the same name, stuck in my head?!?
03.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Recently a guy called me a clown for being a 51 year old Para.
Yeah. Maybe.
But I have to have a #job & I'm good at this & I'm needed & appreciated here & I #love helping others.
If I am a #clown at least I try to be a #kind hearted one.
#paraprofessional #teachersassistant #educationalassistant
The male loneliness epidemic is nothing new, it used to be referred to as natural selection.
If you're awful, naturally, women will not select you.
My #beard was really bearding this morning, so here's a little beard pr0n for those of you enjoy such. #bearded #beardlife
02.12.2025 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As someone who works in education, please, please, PLEASE, if you're the parent of a school age child(ren) & you know they're sick & you're capable of doing so, keep them at home.
01.12.2025 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As someone who has spent many years working with adults with developmental disabilities & is currently working with children with DD the "R word" most certainly is a slur & I hope if you ever use it in public that someone punches you in the face so hard it makes you bleed from your anus.
29.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently the parent of one of our students had nothing but good things to say about me in a meeting (I didn't attend) this morning.
I'm not good at taking compliments, but that was unexpectedly nice to hear and made me feel much better.
To everyone out there comparing Donald Trump's neck to a Vagina, I think you're absolutely disgusting and should be ashamed of yourselves.
How dare you besmirch Vaginas that way. Vaginas are amazing, and strong, and beautiful. Vaginas are the exact opposite of everything Trump is.