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Matt Weston da goat

That's about as frustrating as a football match can possibly be. Important to not read too much into it though. Let it go, focus on the next one. #avfc

The Bone Temple rocks. Ralph Fiennes ascendant. Nia DaCosta smashed it.

Oof, lovely goal that #avfc

Hahahahaha how the fuck have we done it again #avfc

Villa playing like I'm feeling after two days of overindulgence so far #avfc

We're on an absolutely miraculous run, and I love it... but our next three games are United at home, Chelsea away, Arsenal away. If we're still ahead of the main pack after that, then I'll start to dream #avfc

Throat's fucked, head's in the clouds, unbelievable scenes at Villa Park. What a club #avfc

Both us and them are markedly worse away than at home. Think they put a lot into the Real game in the week as well.

Well, we treated that like an early round league cup game, and it went the way those normally go #avfc

rise and shine!!!

Just walking round in a daze after seeing Hamnet. Devastating, brilliant. A masterpiece. Jessie Buckley is incredible. #lff

Chris Wilder has been sacked by Sheff United and reappointed as manager since Aston Villa last scored a competitive goal.

Oh dear, I've had that experience plenty of times in the past, but not this year. There's a lot of luck involved.

Credit to the BFI, smoothest ticket buying process ever for #LFF this year. Have they finally cracked it? Got almost everything I was after. Just don't ask me to go out for the rest of the month.

I give it three weeks until our fans are over the whole Martinez thing tbh #avfc

Wow, the line up of screen talks at the BFI for the London film fest this year is actually nuts. I want to go to all of them.

Anyway it could be worse, we could be Wolves #avfc

That was a fucking grim night. We need the transfer window to shut to end all the painful uncertainty, and then we just have to stick together. Things will improve #avfc

Lindelof on a free feels like Calum Chambers MK2, and I don't mind it to be honest. It's tough to sign players who know they'll be cover #avfc

Can't help but feel having a bloke do sleight of hand tricks with the balls calls into question the integrity of the draw a bit #avfc

Absolutely loved Weapons. An absolute riot, doing brilliant things with tension and release. Definitely best seen with an audience.

Kamara's new deal is massive, probably the best news we could get this summer. I was really worried we were going to lose him on a free #avfc

Keep popping back to the other site to check for up to the minute #avfc news, and every time I'm reminded that it really is just an absolute hellscape of profit-motivated ragebait, AI slop and pure unfiltered idiocy. A genuinely depressing place.

Barrenechea fee seems a bit low, but if the supposed 30% sell on clause is true that's decent business given Benfica's record of selling players for huge fees #avfc

And why does it always have to fucking happen against fucking Man fucking United? #avfc

I think the worst feeling in football is when you were both shit, and robbed. Because we were shit it feels like bitterness to complain about being robbed, but we were absolutely robbed #avfc

Heads have gone here to a staggering extent. Everyone just panicking any time the ball is anywhere near #avfc

So #avfc U18s have won the league and cup double, and only got knocked out of the UEFA Youth League by Barcelona who went on to win the whole thing. Unbelievable season, great work by Jimmy Shan and a very promising group of lads.