EDTalks: Ideas Worth Ignoring

Math is math. The only thing that would change the calculation would be if they were exceptionally *small* cookies. Duh…
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Three cookies for three people is just bad math. 9 cookies for three people, plus two cookies to be sure, and three cookies for the ride home (minimum).

According to my AP students, I can:

1.) Gaze into the Ark of the Covenant without ill-effect,

2.) By virtue of #1 above, I can wield Thor’s Hammer, and…

3.) By virtue of both #1 and #2 above, Chuck Norris would refuse to fight me out of mutual respect.

@drewcurtis.bsky.social What does Duke do?

Dear world: if you can’t clear the intersection, DO NOT GO INTO THE DAMN INTERSECTION!!!1!1

Warmest regards,
Ed

TOMORROW IS A SNOW DAY!!!!

How much idiocy can the blithering idiot blither if the blithering idiot blithers idiocy?

My cat has some of the best activation sounds! A unique one for every mood!

That is beyond all bounds of awesome.

I am so sorry to hear this! I hope you recover quickly! ❤️‍🩹

Also, Christmas can happen any time, and sometimes delayed Christmas is best Christmas.

So totally with you on this one…

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie (which it is), then “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker” is an appropriate Christmas greeting.

I will die on this hill.

Big *and* true

Happy birthday, Carl Sagan. Wish we still had you around lately.

I remember that Tweet. Pure banger. Even better follow-up! 😂

Welcome Stella! Nice to see you over here!

My cat *definitely* has a clock, and it is no way synced to our flip-flops.

On a related note, my wife and I have noticed a significant uptick in the number of road kill carcasses on the sides of the roads lately. *We* change *our* patterns, but wildlife is delayed in getting the message.

Yes, I certainly understand, and it was insensitive of me. Thank you for understanding it was unintentional.

@nuclearanthro.bsky.social I am so sorry for my earlier post. I was not thinking, and I regret the post. I feel horrible, and I promise I will not make that mistake again. I wish you the best, and once more, I am very sorry.

Shit. Shit shit shit… sorry! Fuck, I am sorry. I hope you see this. I feel like an absolute ass, and I hope you know how sorry I am.

One of the lucky few. I am sure I would be one of the blinded, mutilated hordes that just shuffled around until their organs liquified…

Alt text. Never did it over there, but love doing it here. Other than that here me is little different from there me. I feel happier here, though.

Anyone else over here looking for dour condemnations and sermons?

No?

Ok, weird jokes and stories will do.

True… 🤔

It has been a while since I have been around here. Glad to see cleansing nuclear fire is still being cancelled!

I just called my cat a goofamootus. She didn’t understand what I meant. I don’t understand, either, but I stand by my statement.