Tyler the Donut King kingdonutthefirst

03.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 64 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0

Ooooooooooooof.

03.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure how a traffic cone (Connor Murphy) helps the Oilers defense but surely they decided they’re willing to find out if it only costs them a $2.2MM cap hit and a 2nd round pick.

03.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It says a lot about what AP poll voters think of what Illinois men’s basketball has accomplished this season that they still believe they’re the 11th best team in the nation despite 7 losses — and two straight losses, which includes that dog-and-pony show finish from this past Friday.

02.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fundamentally just a very degrading line of work to get on the horn with Donald Trump while he's at one of his little clubs, some shithead chiropractor's second wedding going on 50 feet away, and ask "so what did you have in mind there?" where the question concerns bombing a bunch of foreign kids.

02.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 927 🔁 97 💬 9 📌 3

Just because the Blues season is essentially over doesn’t mean they shouldn’t try to win. Nice to see them win tonight in Saint Paul.

02.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Robert Thomas either entrenching himself as a franchise anchor or upping his trade value in his return tonight. Good to see.

02.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a fucking save to follow that up too. Damn Joel.

02.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck it. Season’s over. Why not go for a goalie goal.

02.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’VE GOT NOTHING INSIDE I’M LIKE A BEACH BALL #TheMightyBooch

02.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

01.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

01.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 68 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 2

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "mother fucker why?"

01.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 710 🔁 132 💬 2 📌 14

01.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 60 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1

This whipped so much ass

01.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Hughes bros, Megan Keller, and Hilary Knight on SNL with Connor Storrie

01.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 722 🔁 166 💬 23 📌 43

Perhaps I should get back into Mumford and Sons.

01.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So glad I took a gummy before watching this SNL.

Hudson!

01.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now THAT was more like the 2025-26 Blues. Eeeeeyyuk.

01.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jacob Markstrom fucked up his own goose-egg. LOL.

01.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dougie Hamilton upping that trade value

28.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

28.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 6692 🔁 1477 💬 70 📌 40

Oooooh. Yes.

28.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell anything by the Geto Boys would do.

28.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bjugstad and Walker having a laugh behind the Devils net instead of the usual post-whistle hand-fighting had me howling.

28.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It isn’t a Blues game without a shitty second period.

28.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would recommend Sam Stone by John Prine but that might be a bit dour.

28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The less said about Toby Keith, the better. Chris.

In fact, the Blues really oughta find a different song to honor our veterans than that absolute pile of shit.

28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“I didn’t vote for this.”

Fuck off, yeah you did.

28.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

what was linkedin for

28.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 195 🔁 32 💬 16 📌 3

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