Sweety Boy

I do not remember this because I was a teenager.

Elon hates his kids so much that he’s designed a vehicle that will pop their little heads off in even the slightest of fender benders.

A tweet from Elon Musk that says "It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven"

The titular character from the film Blade Runner, Bladerunner, saying his famous line "I'm going to become the Bladerunner"

this is the first im hearing of Pebble or T2. they should've tweeted about it or something.

A normal brain cannot comprehend the conservative grievance pathology. This man volunteered to commit genocide just so he could own the campus libs.

Just got blocked for stating that hamas has not killed thousand of Israelis. I wonder why people are so sensitive about the asymmetrical casualties in Gaza??

All I want from the extraction movies is to see Chris Hemsworth punch people to death and boy do they deliver. The fight choreography is 👨🏼‍🍳👌🏼

Hamas has not murdered “thousands” of civilians. Israeli deaths resulting from the conflict since 2008 is less than 500.

“Hamas is a terrorist organization”

Apples hiding the gifs option in the more menu in iMessage is an assault on millennials and I want stand for it

Why limit themselves to only grenade shapes

You’ll never get that time back. Nor your dignity

Signing up for chewy was one of the best decisions we ever made. I hate going to pet smart!

Check in on your maga friends today. The libs aren’t zombies and they’re taking it hard.

Friends of mine were on vacation there at the time. They hid in a storm sewer lol

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Yeah but how do you know for sure that it won’t?

I feel like this is pretty self explanatory.

Did shake shack get a veggie burger?!?

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Just following up on the victims of #metoo

I’m like 90% sure that hats on backwards

New book when 👀👀

My most feminine trait is sitting with my back to the door

People unironically calling them skeets is really giving me the ick about bsky

Will's complaint here is premised on the assumption that public debate is effective or good. "if there were more good tweets then all the nazis would change their minds about naziism."

Commons voice and speaking cadence drives me insane. They gotta stop putting him in commercials

She kept calling them the “up the bum” kind like she was a child who had never heard of things before lol