GoldeKlee

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Even now I still got that funky issue of Bluesky not properly uploading files lol

While I don't know *why* it happens genuinely, the fix always seems to be just updating the browser.

Grimal time

#klee.art #art #myart #myartwork

Playing leapfrog with the invisible man

Honestly sounds more comfortable than the default bindings. Not that the defaults are awful, just a bit weird to get used to in a tps setting

THEY'RE BEING PUSSIES GET THEIR ASS VIA CUSTOMER SUPPORT

I've cancelled my Nitro subscription, and you should do the same.

More a character than a game, but Rachel Alucard in BlazBlue Centralfiction. Highest execution requirements of the entire roster outside of Carl Clover. Both require so much practice but have insanely fun tools once you come to grips with them

Rich cat woman utilizing the barrier... it will be destroyed with another 7 drills in neutral.

#klee.art #art #myart #myartwork

Rich cat woman utilizing the barrier... it will be destroyed with another 7 drills in neutral.

#klee.art #art #myart #myartwork

Now they should add a 10-man Free For All so I can be in an incomprehensible particle pit for 20 minutes and come out a changed individual

Oh and of course, the name change... yeah, prior to the finalized name of Klee, "Golde" was the name of my sona. Eventually it changed as I kinda grew up from my zombie furry days. That, and I started (very slowly) learning German and I wanted to give my sona a name befitting of that learning

Sona history:

Okay, technically more complicated than this since it's evolved a ton over the years, but for the version of Klee known today? Over the span of ~5 years I kept making changes to a ghost serval. They lost the bangs and got a mascot form for when I wanna be sillier!

a very poorly edited meme, featuring gabe newell in a convenience store with the steam machine poorly edited onto the counter. a sign reads "please, don't say dammmn... when you hear the price"

🐿️valve software today saying they don't have a price yet because DDR5 keeps going up

We’re gonna find out the price of this thing by the time the bubble pops aren’t we

Combo Devils Combo Devils is a new fighting game with a Co-op PVE Roguelite. We're bridging the gap between traditional and platform fighting games.

I never ask anybody for stuff online, but if you can I would implore you guys to back Combo Devils. My friends at Punkzilla have been working on their own time for about ten years... they deserve to get paid for this incredible project.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/pun...

As someone who recently got in because of a certain werewolf... I get ya. However: funny Ivy 3 go brrr and I *will* stun the enemy repeatedly.

(I have not been able to play any of the new heroes yet lol)

Honestly, if I find myself with a lot of free time once again, I'd definitely love to animate. But I'd probably just do it through Opentoonz these days. Trying to use more FOSS these days anyhow

They killed Adobe Animate? I mean, I guess I'm not *too* surprised, but it's still somewhat tragic even if that software was a piece of shit that barely worked half the time.

Beyond Flipnote, I used to use an old Adobe Flash CS3 to animate, which was fun. Wouldn't recommend it though. Crashes a lot

A cat lady witch that can alter the size of her body at will

#art #myart #myartwork

A cat lady witch that can alter the size of her body at will

#art #myart #myartwork

i just remembered servals exist
they really made a big cat that's all ears huh

Weirder in what way? Like surrealism? Or just getting a little sillier?

Somehow, not long after I decided to rewatch the series this popped onto my timeline. Scary coincidence, like it just creeped into everyone's mind once more today lol

Good stuff though!

Every now and then, a BLT just fucking rocks. There are few sandwiches I love more as a footlong

Which is fitting considering what my inspirations are: Jhonen Vasquez (Invader Zim), Genndy Tartakovsky (Samurai Jack), and Naomi Iwata (Gregory Horror Show). Two of those have pretty heavy horror vibes/ influences, so there is a bit of that.

Plus I just generally have a love for that sorta thing