The Homework Ogre

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

*guarantee void in Tennessee

Chinchillazilla My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us December 23, 2023 at 5:41PM

my boyfriend [38/m] has a really small inventory (4 slots!) is this a red flag?

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

thank you

i think it was fun

you know exactly what I meant

I don't know!

sometimes you'll be talking to a Canadian and they'll say something like "oh waow that rilly socks, eh" and what do you even do with that

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites

vagina bones tweet

i think you're forgetting someone

sorry to be that guy but every major corp's primary target demo is children because 1) they are selling drugs and kids are easy to hook, and 2) this country barely considers children human

Hedge your bets: email every woman you know

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

"guy pretending to be British" is a Canadian archetype older than the country

Can. I've never heard anybody say the latter

who hasn't

well you knew what you were getting into when you asked Baron Zemo to supervise

theres a bunch of em

this made me cackle all the way through

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

Sounds unsanitary

it's all my legs were doing

I forgot how much work it is to stand around in the kitchen for an hour

well hello

A screenshot of a scene from the tv show Community. Dean Pelton, played by Jim Rash, enters the study room in a Tina Turneresque costume to announce daylight savings. He's wearing a silver and black tank corset and a black miniskirt. The text on the screen reads: "Why, it's time to Tina "Turner" the clocks ahead."

What's DEAN got to do with it?

Its time to Tina "Turner" the clocks ahead

Happy Daylight Savings!

e.g., this was explicitly the reason behind bipartisan support for the sale of tiktok, a huge pipeline for information to Gen Z about Palestine

Scyld and Shiela Scefing

please stop using a demographic label, originally concocted by a canadian author to describe literally just boomers, then applied by american turbocapitalist haruspices in the 90s to determine whether a middle american mall should have one knife store or two, as a load-bearing personality substitute