Hell is not hot enough

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

They’re spackling this dude like a landlord with a cheap apartment

Accountability may not be enough, we're going to need a new set of laws and regulations

This is all on MAGA voters

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

Family Portrait (acrylic on wood)
#kaseyart #illustration

'Taxation is theft' - someone who barely makes above minimum wage, when someone suggests to tax billionaires

Religious zealots have caused so much death and destruction throughout history and apparently, they're not about to stop

my "US not veering into new endless war" t-shirt etc. etc.

"We're hiring Ronald McDonald as a consultant in all Iran related matters"

"Yes there is a plan. We're ordering McDonald's for lunch"

Since the end of the world is on its way,
I’m ordering two thin crust pizzas and flopping one on top of the other to make a sandwich.
Wish me luck.

awesome photos

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Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish have instead been hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

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Also, their 'fun' was always hateful and hateful people are the most miserable of all so it was only a matter of time till this 'realization' hit

100%

I'd argue that a 2% year-on-year contraction of their net profits is not even close to threatening their comfort

Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr owns this tragedy. Every single one.

We are living through a period where we have mass government layoffs literally causing countless deaths while at the same time DHS has so much money that Noem will have a different luxury jet for every day of the week

Every stage of this process - his arrest, spending a year in jail, being dumped on the streets to die - would be deeply shameful in a society that actually valued human life.

LOL

Sounds like doge should look into this for fraud and waste

Noooo I wanted to find out what in our world could trigger cosmic horror

Normal rotation
Nothing worked tonight
It happens

Celtics are missing everything, and the nuggets have the momentum going into the 4th. I'd be very surprised if the C's manage to come back and win this one.

'The noose' by a perfect circle

Ugly game from both teams