Judson

We have known what to do with men who would be king since the early days of the Roman Republic.

What's the non-poster's version of poster's madness?

Finally painted the drywall patches from the drapes we took down months ago...unfortunately, we may just need to repaint most of the house now. 11 years, 3 kids, so naturally the original paint is showing some wear and tear and handprints and volleyball spikes and...

I mean, they weren’t wrong.

"Right wing propaganda and their followers" list doing God's work out here on bsky...

Criminal misuse of ‘educated’ in that guess…

Ooh, that is *NOT* my strong suit...

Are we allowed to phone a friend if we don't get it?

He was born around Ike's initial election, so couldn't vote until around Ford, if my math is correct.

My dad will just sidestep the obvious racism by claiming any coverage of the comments is fake and clearly manufactured by Antifa.

Smile, Pout-Pout Bitch.

Relatable.

ChatGPT boss predicts when AI could cure cancer

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases. In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing). In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults. 12:02 PM · Oct 14, 2025 · 1.2M Views

Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month

I do hope I rate at least six exclamation points when he confirms he ordered my murder via social media post. Anything less would just be insulting.

Trump is practicing dementia in the right way.

by Ezra Klein

In my defense, sometimes I answer sealioning with endless GIFs mocking them…

Harsh, but fair.

Any Democrat who accepts a promise from the GOP is too dumb to meet this moment in history. You absolutely do not take their word for anything - they’ll claw back every dollar they can anyway, but you don’t have to fucking help them.

Reminds me a bit of my daughter trying to wheedle herself an extra dessert: "I know you won't let me have one, but I really wanted another brownie."

“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)

I mean, we lost James Gandolfini at 51, so there's definitely a chance...

ChatGPT fucks my wife and I'm really not all that pressed about it. A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment, the fatal flaw made obsolete. She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history: Alcibiades' favorite positions, King Edward's lessons from the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how and when she wants it— Work smarter, not harder, right? It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged, achievements reached, orgasms tallied It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can spend checking my email. But I press my ear against the door, sometimes, and wonder what I'm missing. - Abigail Sims

Pretty sure it’s this one…

Hell yeah, Sally.

Given their level of duplicity and/or delusion, I'm not sure we do.

My kid played in an intersquad scrimmage with his HS today, and our coach called a better game from behind the mound.

And everyone gets a pony and can eat ice cream for breakfast!

How do they not just collapse like a black hole from reaching infinite stupidity in a finite space?

I recognize that this was the prompt, but I still feel this is a level of violence I was unprepared for.

If anyone else had posted it, I’d say strawberry syrup or something…but with Scalzi…who knows?

A prayer request I can get behind.