Judson

I assume we are all 5 or 7, but want to be 9.

Death cults are only really good at one thing…

This timeline sucks. At no point should I *ever* be forced to agree with Matt Walsh.

A big general, a strong general, tears in his eyes, came up to me and said, "Mr. President, you have to stop Iran from getting the nukes we already had a deal to prevent that you backed out of before you obliterated their nukes and now they'll have nukes by like, next week!"

No one knew how complicated geopolitical conflict could be.

ACAB undersells how irredeemable some of these people are.

My first instinct was shingles, but I've got 'Sleeper agent on US Hockey Team poisoned the gold medal before they let him try it on' as a dark horse option.

And before anyone asks, the extreme position on this side of the issue would be taking off and nuking these sites from orbit, obviously.

The moderate position.

Eternally two weeks away, just like healthcare and infrastructure and...

I don't understand how it gets better every time I watch it, but it does.

He's seen it, and his son is currently having to take away his phone due a "moral failing" after he heard the news.

Or what a bunch of guys who never emotionally matured past 12 and need to take out their impotent rage on people who could never retaliate against them directly might come up with.

Graham incapable of even considering the "Are we the baddies?" meme.

If there were any justice in the world, their restless ghosts would slaughter thousands until we appeased them with the appropriate offering, preferably on some sort of platter, maybe silver.

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

The Ides of March are coming up.

She skeeted for no particular reason at all.

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

You can miss all of us with your revisionist version these illegal attacks that just hit an elementary school, Greg. Go fuck yourself.

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Analysis | With Stephen Miller running America's domestic policy, Benjamin Netanyahu running its foreign policy, and Donald Trump heading up interior decorating and bribe-taking, the executive branch has tripled its efficiency.

I don't know how the FIFA Peace Prize recovers its standing on the world stage now.

We've gotta stop telling the dumbest kids they can be anything they want. It's caused a lot of issues.

Cards Against Humanity showcases humanity better than >99% of corporations and US politicians, example #7,284.

Can't build your brand without theft or hard work, and theft is way easier.

jfc

n of 1, but the only company on that list that I actively subscribe to is...Netflix. And that seems unlikely to change (unless I dip out of my Netfix sub too, I guess).