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Plato’s Pocket Fluff.

@notmrbenn.bsky.social

Overweight, baldy egg head. Father of daughters and guardian of a labradoodle called Lola. Unhappily married, mature student aiming not to damage too much stuff on this repeated journey around the sun. ☀️

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You’re arrying on them solid genes 👍

01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Always a studio green for me

27.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I may have eaten more than I should have.

I absolutely did! It was very tasty.

25.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I know my place

25.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂. I wear an apron more often than a tool belt.

Certainly more comfortable with dumplings than a screwdriver.

Did you know there’s more saturated fat in vegetable suet than beef suet? I didn’t until today. I’ve been doing it wrong …. until now.

25.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

More decorating?

I’m useless at handiness … usually bread stuff.

25.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not feeling like it at the moment 😂. Have a bloody presentation to finish and practice for tomorrow afternoon - tiredness is setting in.

25.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I did! I actually slept for 5 hours!

Was still awake a little early though.

25.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

24.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll let you know at 03:17 😂

24.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Check you and your Tuesday peg action out.

I need to have eldest at school for 5:45 in the morning. Tomorrow I shall mostly be a chunky zombie.

One of those nights where you don’t sleep knowing you need to be awake, the sleep deeply 30 minutes before the alarm

24.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Proper Monday.

23.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hai

23.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gammon for us. I dislike gammon as a roast but it was epic.

Spuds were spot on and Yorkshire whas a proper whopper.

I’m making myself hot under the collar (without collars as I’m not that classy).

Hot under the hoodie and 14 year old t-shirt 👍

22.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like your bra underwire
needs reporting to the RSPCB.

30.01.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wine cubby hole update?

23.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*jelly ffs.

How can you end up with just the “y” from jelly?

#alcholicthatshow

14.01.2026 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t deprive myself either 🙂. My gosh I love cooking and good food, but y is a treat, let along on a Wednesday.

…. With wine of course.

14.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The bottle’s a prop isn’t it. You literally have bubbles on tap 🙂

14.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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For those that appreciate a little sausage action in their puddin’.

You’re welcome.

13.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

I just snort choked on wine.

12.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well something worked. It took a long while for me to do my job so solid work horny bunnies 👍

12.01.2026 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A day after my eldest was due. She arrived significantly earlier.

Must be the spring air … or chocolate.

12.01.2026 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What else would it possibly be?

11.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A street map of Ormskirk.

11.01.2026 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Plus some skies and sea.

30.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Popped up the coast to see things.

30.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How was fancy gravy?

25.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been worrying I’ve not done enough. 2kgs raw enough for 8?

I just grabbed the emery bad of spuds to think over.

24.12.2025 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0