You’re arrying on them solid genes 👍
01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@notmrbenn.bsky.social
Overweight, baldy egg head. Father of daughters and guardian of a labradoodle called Lola. Unhappily married, mature student aiming not to damage too much stuff on this repeated journey around the sun. ☀️
You’re arrying on them solid genes 👍
01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Always a studio green for me
27.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I may have eaten more than I should have.
I absolutely did! It was very tasty.
I know my place
25.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
😂. I wear an apron more often than a tool belt.
Certainly more comfortable with dumplings than a screwdriver.
Did you know there’s more saturated fat in vegetable suet than beef suet? I didn’t until today. I’ve been doing it wrong …. until now.
More decorating?
I’m useless at handiness … usually bread stuff.
Not feeling like it at the moment 😂. Have a bloody presentation to finish and practice for tomorrow afternoon - tiredness is setting in.
25.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I did! I actually slept for 5 hours!
Was still awake a little early though.
😂
24.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll let you know at 03:17 😂
24.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Check you and your Tuesday peg action out.
I need to have eldest at school for 5:45 in the morning. Tomorrow I shall mostly be a chunky zombie.
One of those nights where you don’t sleep knowing you need to be awake, the sleep deeply 30 minutes before the alarm
Proper Monday.
23.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hai
23.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gammon for us. I dislike gammon as a roast but it was epic.
Spuds were spot on and Yorkshire whas a proper whopper.
I’m making myself hot under the collar (without collars as I’m not that classy).
Hot under the hoodie and 14 year old t-shirt 👍
Sounds like your bra underwire
needs reporting to the RSPCB.
Wine cubby hole update?
23.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*jelly ffs.
How can you end up with just the “y” from jelly?
#alcholicthatshow
I didn’t deprive myself either 🙂. My gosh I love cooking and good food, but y is a treat, let along on a Wednesday.
…. With wine of course.
The bottle’s a prop isn’t it. You literally have bubbles on tap 🙂
14.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
For those that appreciate a little sausage action in their puddin’.
You’re welcome.
😂
I just snort choked on wine.
Well something worked. It took a long while for me to do my job so solid work horny bunnies 👍
12.01.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A day after my eldest was due. She arrived significantly earlier.
Must be the spring air … or chocolate.
What else would it possibly be?
11.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A street map of Ormskirk.
11.01.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Plus some skies and sea.
30.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Popped up the coast to see things.
30.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How was fancy gravy?
25.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’ve been worrying I’ve not done enough. 2kgs raw enough for 8?
I just grabbed the emery bad of spuds to think over.