twig 🦝🍉

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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Torso comm for @capydeev.neocities.org!

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

If Trump can declare war without congressional authorization, then Congress has effectively disbanded itself.

Live updates: Israel confirms attack on Iran with US help as explosions are heard in Tehran Israel launched a daylight attack Saturday on Iran's capital, with a cloud of smoke rising from the city's downtown near the offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. has begun "major combat operations in Iran." Follow AP's live updates.

The painting depicts a photo with the flash on of Dex, an anthro raccoon, in a classic arcade with a variety of cabinets around him. Caught in the act of almost biting a hotdog while looking surprised at the camera, he unintentionally knocks over a tray of french fries over a cabinet's counter. He wears a pair of jeans and a black shirt with the text "Eat. Game. Sleep." stamped on.

Commission for @punypunymouse.bsky.social !

pizzas for twig? treats for twig?

Me, a furry, standing at a domino's and holding 6 pizza's while dressed in my fursuit

Me, a furry, standing at a domino's and holding 6 pizza's while dressed in my fursuit

FURSUIT FRIDAYYYY first of many!

i ate them all :(

i got ice cream sandwiches :)

I feel like a bum.

#oc #doodle #art #furry

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is coming to @dropout.tv

me simultaneously as backing track and other Feel Good inc. guy: doop boodoodoop doot doo EEE RR doop boodoodoop doot doo EEE RR

ICE detained a Minnesota teen, labeled him an ‘unaccompanied minor,’ and lost him The Trump administration is apprehending and designating immigrant kids as “unaccompanied,” even as their parents in the U.S. search for them.

ICE agents grabbed a 16-year-old asylum seeker--which they aren't supposed to do

They kept him from his parents -which they aren't supposed to do

They shipped him out of state, to a Christian ministry, which they aren't supposed to do.

Then they *lost* him.

www.startribune.com/how-ice-labe...

this tweet is still 100% true without the #gamedev at the end. because actually yeah, i havent prepared my brain for the possibility of "what if i need to walk over little poles like a freak", and now i must improve my personal procedural locomotion for that situation

a random guy told me im the biggest white guy he fucks with :) and he asked for my shirt

✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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I dont understand. Heres my ass

HI LAv!!! 🦝

heyy btw if anyone's keeping track i Am still keeping to my goal to draw something every day, i just have been working on a big project that i dont wana post rn, tomorrow ill post a comic though!! something comic-worthy happened to me

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

I respect the Italian people

I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

A drawing of my OCs Lance (the wolf) and Jeffrey (the platypus) both shirtless and high while staring into each other's eyes lovingly. Lance says to Jeff "You're so fuckin' cute". Both are wagging their tails [Repost from 2024]

Happy Valentine's Day from Lance and Jeff! 💕🌿💨

HEHE AAAWW

looool that's a great gift

oh i meant the curse of you playing league!! but same :)