Chris Hyde

Cover of the Persistence Of Time album by Anthrax

Cover of the Gretchen Goes To Nebraska album by King's X

Cover of The Real Thing album by Faith No More

Cover of the Seasons In The Abyss album by Slayer

Here's a few of mine.

Managed to pass the #Fabric DP-700 exam by the skin of my teeth!

That was a pretty tough exam considering I don't use the RTI components in my daily work.

How to Translate Tableau IF/THEN/ELSE Logic into Power BI DAX If you’re making the transition from Tableau to Power BI, one of the first hurdles you’ll encounter is translating your familiar…

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If you’re transitioning from Tableau to Power BI, one of the first hurdles you’ll face is translating calculated logic — especially those classic IF/THEN/ELSE statements.

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Tusen takk, Johan, og du også!

Thanks, Reitse! And to you as well!

I'm proud and excited to be re-awarded the Microsoft Data Platform MVP designation for year number six! Helping folks along their data and analytics journeys feels more and more rewarding every year. #MVPBuzz

I'm looking forward to the AI telling the college that they need to offer more AI classes.

Have you tried implying that some form of nebulous AI is incorporated in the dashboards? 😇

I'd point you to one of my current clients, but it's a little too late...

Unfortunately, I think you're "underestimating" C-level executives.

I fully understand this, but having been a machinist in a previous career, I'm in no rush to go back!

Microsoft Fabric Tour – Dallas: Where Innovation Meets Unified Data, Sat, Aug 23, 2025, 9:00 AM | Meetup **🚀 Microsoft Fabric Tour – Dallas 2025** **Hosted by Seattle Data AI Security – Dallas Chapter** Join us for an action-packed Saturday as we explore the future of unifie

I'm really not liking this new trend of events stepping on long-standing local user groups without co-ordinating with them. The latest offenders: meetu.ps/e/P8jgm/9rDN...

Yeah, I suppose I gave to oay that anyway.

So I can attend a one-day for-profit data event for $350 or go to a Data Saturday / SQL Saturday community event for just $15... Tough choice...

Make sure you tell him the one about why all the ships in the Swedish navy have bar codes on the bottom...

YouTube video by Microsoft Reactor [AMER] Prepare for your Fabric exam day and open Q&A

Looking forward to helping out moderating for @brianbonk.bsky.social and Stephanie Bruno while they lead us through preparing for your #Fabric certification exam. Join us now at www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfsP... !

Also, the best Duran Duran song about church officials.

Sorry to hear that, Argenis.

#Fabric #FabricDW tip of the day:

EXEC sp_rename 'dim.CalendarNew', 'dim.Calendar';

does not do what you think it should do!

Use EXEC sp_rename 'dim.CalendarNew', 'Calendar'; instead!

For those attending my #FabCon session "Tips and Tricks for Fabric Data Warehouse" this morning, please note that we've moved to Premier BR 319. See you at 10:00!

We'll also start to find out which teams are really looking past this year to the new regulations for next season.

Yes sir

I think so, but note they didn't win the constructor's championship last year either.

P.S. Feels really strange rooting for a red car this year.

Three LEGO models of Formula 1 cars

Happy to have F1 back this weekend!

March Meeting: Understanding File Formats within the Lakehouse, Fri, Mar 14, 2025, 11:30 AM | Meetup The Albuquerque SQL Server User Group (ABQSQL) will be having its next meeting on Friday, March 14th from 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM online via Microsoft Teams. This month John M

Really looking forward to John Miner's session for #ABQSQL this month - Understanding File Formats within the Lakehouse. A deep-dive into technical internals is always valuable!

Please register at: www.meetup.com/albuquerque-...

We're still fully remote, so out-of-towners are very welcome!

a black cat is playing with an apple laptop computer . Alt: A black cat with white paws is typing furiously on an Apple laptop computer.

A live look at Southwest Airlines execs frantically googling "trust thermocline".

1994 / 2000.

Two hardcover books of Norwegian-language fables and fairy-tales

Some souvenirs (and homework!) from our trip to #FabricFebruary!

You know, the name of the conference I was at today should have been my first clue...

Had to double-check the announcement on this one to make sure it wasn't dated April 1st.