envymaybe♡

Women are women.

If I smash 20k followers before Dec 1, 2025, my first month on OnlyFans will be FREE for all my Bluesky followers... your move brahs ☺️

Decisions, decisions… 😏

Women are women.

would you creampie?

Would you eat me out in the office? 🫣

you know you're not the first...

but do you really care?

The average wedding now costs $36,000, & 2/3 of couples go into debt for it. 😳💸 Absolutely crazy. No way I’m spending that, or going into debt for it! But hey, do you boo ☺️

I love cummies… just sayin’ ☺️

ngl... fan art makes my whole day ☺️💕

God gave me a throat, vagina, and a bum for a reason… foursomes 🤭 Spitroasting and DP at the same time. Multitasking at its finest. So, who's in? 😏

Others: "It's embarrassing to be fat"

Me:

It's almost the weekend... SO, here's one of me taking it up the ass 🤭

42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔

Chudai ☺️

Realizing I'm 23 years from being 20 but only 22 years from 65 😭

ThankYou. You look beautiful ☺️

If you do a $10k wedding instead of $36k and invest the $26k difference at just 7% per year:
20 years = $100k
40 years = $389k
But again, do you boo ☺️

The average wedding now costs $36,000, & 2/3 of couples go into debt for it. 😳💸 Absolutely crazy. No way I’m spending that, or going into debt for it! But hey, do you boo ☺️

'Luxury' brands? Mostly a waste.
No, you don’t need the latest fashions.
No, you don’t need a new phone every year.
Wanna YOLO every weekend or festival instead of saving for your future? Go ahead. But don’t whine about it later.
Yes, you can still save for a house deposit & buy. Yes, it’s hard. So?

Envys financial rules:
Whatever you earn, live below your means. Save at least 10% (ideally 15%+) in a high-yield account—not a regular bank account.
If a car costs >50% of your income, you can’t afford it.
If you need credit to buy it, you can’t afford it.
Food delivery is a total waste of money.

So cool ☺️

That extra $325/month into our investment account, assuming only 7% returns, will add an extra $67k by the time our mortgage is paid off in ~11 years, and an extra $200k+ in 22 years (by age 65). Every little bit counts 💸

Just reset our mortgage to a lower interest rate, so we’re bumping up our investment account contributions by the difference... an extra $325/month 💸 Every little bit counts ☺️

Realizing I'm 23 years from being 20 but only 22 years from 65 😭

Riding some dick with my titties out

Some of y’all have a lot of bank accounts and credit cards... For my fiancé and I, it’s simple: 2 retirement accounts (1 each), 1 joint investment account, 2 checking accounts (1 each), 1 joint bank savings account… and zero credit cards 💸

That extra $325/month into our investment account, assuming only 7% returns, will add an extra $67k by the time our mortgage is paid off in ~11 years, and an extra $200k+ in 22 years (by age 65). Every little bit counts 💸

My toxic trait is expecting everyone else to have common sense