@envymaybe.bsky.social
'82 edition 5’1” bi shitposting chubster ♥️ linktr.ee/envymaybe veni, vidi, veni
A lot of girls didn’t like me last year, but their boyfriends and husbands did 😏
22.01.2026 11:37 — 👍 185 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 1
Would you nut in a BBW like me? 🥹
19.01.2026 16:36 — 👍 336 🔁 32 💬 27 📌 5Not the British Broadcasting Corporation 🤭
28.01.2026 10:50 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ngl, I Love BBC 🥹
27.01.2026 11:38 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
Decisions, decisions… 😏
22.09.2025 12:36 — 👍 767 🔁 51 💬 33 📌 2
can I suck your d!ck? 🥹
27.11.2024 11:20 — 👍 1300 🔁 77 💬 70 📌 16
How do you like my engaged spread open pussy?
03.01.2026 11:47 — 👍 593 🔁 51 💬 27 📌 4I am a cum slut. And I will continue to be a cum slut, loudly, gleefully, as long as I’m able. Cum sluttiness is the antithesis of puritanical oppression. You should be a cum slut too! ☺️
19.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 110 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0
42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔
26.11.2024 04:14 — 👍 2173 🔁 159 💬 211 📌 13
When girls post a sexy pic, say it was an accident, that they’re SO embarrassed, but post it anyway... it wasn’t an accident
Anyway, unrelated, here’s my totally accidental nip slip. I’m SO embarrassed
Well, wataa ya gonna do?
19.01.2026 16:24 — 👍 270 🔁 25 💬 18 📌 2Not the British Broadcasting Corporation 🤭
28.01.2026 10:50 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ngl, I Love BBC 🥹
27.01.2026 11:38 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.
26.01.2026 19:10 — 👍 28982 🔁 5576 💬 697 📌 176
What’s the difference?
There isn’t any.
Alex Pretti was murdered
25.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
would you creampie?
27.11.2024 09:26 — 👍 2769 🔁 213 💬 179 📌 14
you know you're not the first...
but do you really care?
can I ride you?
04.12.2024 14:55 — 👍 932 🔁 64 💬 57 📌 10
What’s the difference?
There isn’t any.
You do that a little too well 🤣
25.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Alex Pretti was murdered
25.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Please share. 💔
25.01.2026 04:46 — 👍 13384 🔁 8366 💬 299 📌 399
Literally all I did was 'like' 4 of her posts & reposted 2 for her (her pinned & 1 other) 😭
25.01.2026 05:38 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0SO, as a rule, I don't post DMs. But some of the recent bitchy hate I've had, it's so fucking funny. I'm tempted for real 🤣
12.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 51 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Fitness and smartwatches are basically expensive Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself.
21.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 2True, I could've just blocked her 🤣
25.01.2026 06:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SO apparently 'only' liking 4 & reposting 2 = "So you hate helping people?"
25.01.2026 05:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Literally all I did was 'like' 4 of her posts & reposted 2 for her (her pinned & 1 other) 😭
25.01.2026 05:38 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
