Brodie 🤠🧿🇵🇸

I was so overwhelmed I wanted to set myself on fire this morning but after some time w my bestie Penelope I realize I want to set capitalism ablaze

Maia poet is at the top of my hit list that ho needs to go!

Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

Walking the dog. Like I do every day. She pooped. Like she does every day. I picked it up with a little baggie. Like I do every day. But today, instead of waiting to toss the bag of fresh, steaming dogshit in a trash can at home, I left it on the hood of a double-parked Cybertruck. Where it belongs.

I uhhh hmm well I uhhh heh yea you see it’s just ehh kinda sorta hng like when *smacks lips* so sorta if ya hmmm well I uh .. huh …

A man pops off the top of his head and eats cereal in his empty skull cavity. When he puts it back on, the head top says "don't forget to wash me, idiot." The rest of the man asks "how can you talk? you don't have a mouth."

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

Actually that’s completely my bad for getting my hopes up lolol

Why do men ?????

Everything’s so fkn band I wanna kms lmaoooo

Basic communication making me cry?? The bar is a tripping hazard in hell LAMO

It’s between me, my journal, my therapist and creator atp lol

It’s day 1 of talking and I deleted bumble…if he ain’t it I’m gonna walk in the woods and never return

if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob

Love my therapist. Although I hate his "no kissing on the mouth" rule.

Need to go Jim miss him sm </3

I put my name & a (fake) cursed sigil on the sticky note for my lunch @ work so if anyone else eats it they’re “totally fucked”

“If he stands on his money he’s 6’10” fr”

If the goalpost could chill for a bit would that be too much to ask for? Lol

Accurate

I do a lot of home core workouts provided by youtube and the background music is always insane the lyrics are like "I got money on my mind yeah I'm seeing dollar signs I'm a lemon not a lime alright goodbye"

Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair

If you really wanted to help “protect women” in America, the best thing you could’ve done was— NOT run for president.

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic
madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.

The most confusing part

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars