Goddess Jaina

Horse Gambling?!

Thinking about a virtual pet website with raunchy minigames for nostalgic millennial gooners called NeoPlap

That was not a free association—that cost me extra.

Old timer accent: yer gonna be a fictive by the time I'm done with you!

Chat is a pronoun.

You know what they say about Big Trouble? Little China.

Why is there just a red delicious? Where's the red nasty?

I fulfill a lot of stereotypes but I think I fulfill enough that I'm original.

This Black Myth Wukong thing has a title that is just so nonsense to me that my brain omits it whenever someone mentions it. Like, if you said "Bak-wah Hoo-haa" to me I would probably ignore it too, y'know?

Mandy from Billy and Mandy lol

Homestuck characters be like

Out of Context Jaina Quote #2:

Ah, here's something. If both of these are red, then god cries.

Kid: Are there more wheels or doors?
Me: Well that's an interesting question! [...] Maybe more doors because of buildings?
Kid: But there are a lot of wheels in factories too 😮
Me: Wow! True.
Kid: But there are a lot of doors in factories too 😮

A stripper on your lap is sort of like a movie.

If you think about it, non-binary people are kinda like indie games.

Out of Context Jaina Quote #1:

Bitch ass worm. Gonna take a piss.