Tanja ✨

I'm honestly over people who are so desperate to tell others that whatever they like sucks. like if you don't like Taylor Swift then those posts aren't for or about you, you don't need to make them about you, just scroll past and let people enjoy what they enjoy. fuck off and stop killing the vibe.

FUCK ASS SEAGULL STOLE MY ICE CREAM #Brighton

here's a question to all phone/keyboard/emoji developers.

why tf is it not possible yet to favourite emojis?

my most recent are never the ones I use the most, and sometimes an emoji I used ONCE 5 months ago just stays in there for life.

please just let us mark emojis as favourites I beg 😭

TAYLOR SWIFT IS ENGAGED.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I know I didn't just hear an 8yo say "I'm not scared, you're limiting my resources!" to his friend 😭 what even are these kids lmao

I have no patience for old misogynistic farts in my replies in 2025 🙃🤣

(this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)

day 1 of driving on my own went great btw.

couldn't get GoogleMaps to work, almost reversed into someone's car, did random detours bc I was too scared to turn right, & got beeped at by 2-3 different people.

nothing horrible happened but now I can't stop crying because I got so stressed out lmao

NEW CAR WHO DIS 😭❤️

a guy just asked if there was aircon on this train 😂 bless you, sir, is this your first summer in the UK? 🥲

#UKheatwave

having to be on a train with no aircon on the hottest day of the year means you bring a frozen cold pack with you for extra British dramatic-ness 🤣🥵

#UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere

I only went and passed my driving test first time 🚗 🙌🏻

I feel like such an adult.

a woman in shorts is walking through a desert . ALT: a woman in shorts is walking through a desert .

me walking to the store in the heat because healthy me did the shopping the other day and now fat me needs a snack 💔

when the week of the heatwave coincides with the week of your period and the week of your driving test and the week you run out of stimulant medication 💀

everyone get tf out of my way because I be raging lol

omg a guy drove past me in a work van, parked by his client's, walked towards me and was like "I thought you were really attractive & was wondering if I could have your name & number" 😳

told him I was 🏳️‍🌈 and he was really respectful though slightly embarrassed.

this has never happened to me before😂

welp I just spectacularly failed my first mock driving test 13 days before the real thing and now I've lost all my confidence 🫠🥲

like I suddenly made mistakes I've never made before and racked up 8 major faults in 45mins 😭😭😭

welp I genuinely need to get a life because there is no way the writers butchering S18 of Criminal Minds has got me THIS UPSET 💀💀

by butchering I mean it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever and I'm so mad about it it's actually ruining my entire existence right now so I really need to get a life

UMM I'M SORRY

the shirt??
the song???
the caption????

MISS ANDREA JOY COOK

STOP IT 😭😭❤️

#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook

me during and after every single episode of #CriminalMinds S18 so far (it's SO GOOD but damn it's emotional and just... a lot)

welp I just finally managed to catch up on #CriminalMinds S18 and now I'm bawling like a baby 😭😭😭 18x03 was by far the saddest episode they've ever made 😭

he's clearly too full of himself to consider any form of second opinion lol

I was today years old when I learned that Mario and Luigi are TWINS?!?

for me it's the irony of insulting ChatGPT in the first comment and then showing he clearly doesn't know how to do his own research without AI 💀

yep. I love sharing these little details / technical facts and it's always funny when people try to challenge them. like literally you could have just looked it up before making a fool of yourself 😂

he's gone real quiet now.

I love when people loudly and wrongly try to correct you, and then you get back to them with receipts 🤣

a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰

it's my birthday in 3 days. I have no idea what to do & no money to spend on anything fun.

it's dumb not having a friend group. I have a few people I could invite but they're all flaky (& rarely show up for my bday) & they don't know each other. it would just be awkward. :(

bed rotting it is 🥳💀

aww thank you John. you're too kind 🫶🏻

my housemates got a new dog after their previous one passed away at 13.5 years last month.

meet 7yo Margo 🥹

her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡

UK heat hits different because tell me why it's only 9am and 19°C but my sunscreen is already melting off my face 😩🥵

BOOO. I was getting ready to watch the new #CriminalMinds episode with my housemates, drinks ready, only to find out it's not available in the UK yet 😭😭

I apologise for who I am about to become while the new season of #CriminalMinds is being released week by week.

idk if muting tags is a thing on here but if it is, and you don't care about CM or don't want spoilers, I suggest you mute the #CriminalMinds tag (or my account every Thu/Fri) 🫡😅