Adam Lerner

Wow I can't believe this entirely foreseeable event that I'm certain the POTUS was advised of has occurred. Are we the dumbest country on Earth? Gotta be top 5, right?

I would like this 100 times if I could

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???!!

So… you lied?

I mean, what the hell are you doing here? Do you belong here?

Surefire hit, I'm sure there are literally hundreds of people excited for this collab.

Ah, yes, the ol' "friendly takeover", as has been used so often throughout history, makes sense.

Yeah, but dude, he's building a ballroom that 99% of us will never get to see! Also he ruined the Kennedy Center. So that's cool, right?

Look at his face. Props to you, sir, because I would have an absolute WTF expression that I couldn't hide. Well done.

I hope it's half completed and then the next admin has a live televised special where they blow it up.

Oh man I hope he does that thing where he's got like 100 handkerchiefs of different colors under his sleeve and you're like WHOA how does he have that many handkerchiefs that would be so cool /fart

OK but they can have MTV, nobody watches that unless they're SUPER high

I was gonna say Leopards eating faces but yes 100%

Trmp has the potential to bring back dinosaurs tonight… if science and reality don’t get in his way

Tonight is the night where Trmp truly became President of these UNITED states

I hope he poops his pants and then falls asleep and falls over.

It's just wild to me how there isn't ONE member of this cabinet who isn't an absolute monster. Like, even by accident you'd think POTUS would've picked ONE person who does the right thing even occasionally, but NOPE, only the worst of the worst for US.

I still can't believe any President can just be like "Yeah let's blow up the White House and make it a big Lucky Strike with a McDonalds inside" and everyone just shrugs and goes "Sure, OK".

Ep 9 literally made me cry afterwards because it absolutely ruined the entire saga and I’ll never watch or acknowledge it ever again and i loathe JJ Abrams now

I think it's like when Trmp ran the first time. Nobody thought he had a chance but he said "Do you really want more of the same BS from these clowns that send your kids to fight and die in stupid foreign wars and waste your $ when I'm a disrupter who'll make your life more affordable" and it hit.

Dope! You’re the best

Can’t fake true love like that. And that’s the BEST pic the White House could find hahaha

Ok but how much will it cost? I could see myself interested at the right price

If your older relative posted on social media like this you’d be very concerned

At this point if Ds get control of the house they need a Declaration of Independence type document laying out the 25 reasons why he should be impeached. Maybe we make it 47 for his favorite number

He’s the most dangerous cabinet member and he needs to be impeached immediately

Yeah nobody will ever know how much it absolutely sucks to play for the… Jets

Ok but only if skip bayless gets to debate him

Obvious Incel

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I'd sooner go to this guy's party