Adam Lerner

It appears not

Obviously I'm rooting for you but Urban Meyer would be amazing

Haha I’d order Olive Garden and pass it off as my own cooking

One of these guys is gonna introduce a bill to name Trump Emperor soon, maybe even Jesus 2.0.

If you like fish sticks…. You can’t go wrong with Bobs at 32nd and Broadway

The lies are almost just funny at this point. Really, NEVER? Nobody in the whole world got a "perfect score" on a test to determine if you have dementia? Sure, Jan.

Greenland?

Look at Rubio's face haha I hope you hate it so much you disgusting ____

Yeah like I will also be hosting an alternative halftime show on YouTube where you can watch me eat a bunch of Doritos, it'll get the same views

This guy is still a thing?

Just disgusting

Why is the President allowed to unilaterally impose tariffs on countries for arbitrary and capricious reasons? Isn't that like, not how this works?

Most charitably, OK, he didn't hear the question properly the first time, so they clarified. But it's 100% clear that he doesn't know what habeus corpus is and thinks maybe it's some dude who performs with Bad Bunny

I too will accept a $20M buyout from my job in favor of another 8 figure job where I can work for a few months and produce terrible results

We have a whole new website dedicated to the "burning" question.

I never liked that Hay-meus corrrrpus, I think he's a terrorist, OK? Bad, bad guy. So we'll have to see what happens, maybe in 2 weeks.

I don't understand. Officials and citizens in Portland and throughout Oregon should be posting 24/7 coverage of what it actually looks like there and daring this deranged clown to back up his assertions that are based on rumors and maybe old TV footage. There has to be better pushback and ridicule

I kinda wish they would just so we could have the absolute worst, lowest rated halftime show of all time, with hopefully scattered boos throughout

I would literally fly to be at the live taping so I could yell "HIYOOOOOOOO" at every joke until they kick me out

Police officer: Boom, roasted. Ma'am, you're free to go. Get home safe.

ICE ordered 10 pizzas to your mom's house, bro, hahahaha powned

You'd think that'd be a pretty easy "NOPE" if true, right?

I'm sorry but this is getting dangerous real fast and Ds need to do more than say "Well, maybe these guys should focus on healthcare and the cost of groceries". Calling our fellow citizens as enemies needs to end immediately. Especially since there's, um, like no evidence here

OK but then what in the world could the distinction possibly be between the TPUSA Christian, American performer and Bad Bunny? It's such a mystery

This guy looks like the “i am straight up not having a good time bro” meme from that movie

Why are you making this sound optional, sir?

I’d love to see one interview, one, with someone who says “yeah bro i make so much $$ from Medicaid i can just buy some $70 video games and play all day and still buy food and medicine and stuff and it’s awesome”

If it's legal to just REFUSE to swear in a duly elected Rep just for funzies, that law needs to be changed IMMEDIATELY LIKE RIGHT NOW SIREN GIF

Is Batman in full costume at the restaurant because that would be awesome.

I always love the "We call them" line. Food you buy at the store, we now call them GROCERIES, old timey word, that. Things you drive around town, we call them MOTORMONSTERS now. That round thing you order from Dominos we call CHEESEBREADMIX, everyone's saying that.