Richard Platel

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I think one of the best things a website can do is load, let me type a few letters in a search box then grab focus with a popup about their mailing list

Bigger Trouble in Littler China

Ah, a clean bed Ted

Doug and The Slugs worked on the screenplay together.

Huey Lewis & The News both worked on the screenplay, but independently, at different times.

It’s an athalon that likes both

I love the Olympics

Eat my iconically baby blue shirts.

Apple Music, I think a good feature for your phone app could be if when someone hits the “search” button that took them to a place they could search for music, instead of a list of categories and another “no, I mean search” click.

“Deep cycle marine battery”

Stop white-knighting gates!

D’oh

🎶Goodbye Bluesky’s post…

do not go piggly into that good wiggly

It’s the squeakinox?!

None of you understand, the president literally poops gold. America is in so much trouble that he has to be pooping constantly. For the economy. All the time. In every meeting. None of you appreciate the incredible work he’s doing.

@makesomething.com

No that the US is out of WHO people are going to start catching consumption.

Couldn’t be me though, I know there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Ty

You can go in to Settings and redo the Face ID with a honey pot on.

“And that’s when you paint it?” “Jesus Christ no Kevin, you can see the buckets of primer Kevin, they’re right here, you had to step over them to walk in to my shot”

Ah, the legendary village Bringaspoon

Panel 1: At the top it says "Beginning of year:" A man with messy dark brown hair and a green t-shirt is standing next to Shen, saying "This year, I'm gonna become rich!" Shen is saying "I'm gonna become goth!" Panel 2: The man points at Shen and laughs manically, saying "HAHAHAHA!! What a dumb resolution!" Shen just looks back at him sadly. Panel 3: At the top it says "End of year:" The man is now in a payphone booth, with raindrops outside hitting the glass in the night sky. He has 5-o-clock shadow. He's on the phone asking someone "Hey dude ... Can I borrow some money?" Panel 4: It's revealed to be Shen he's talking to, who is smiling smugly on his phone, in full goth getup. To describe the getup: His hair is dyed a super dark brown, and has "X" and ankh shaped hair clips. His hair also has bright purple highlights. He has dark purple eyeshadow and eyeliner former the bottoms of "X"s below his eyes. He's wearing a choker, 2 necklaces, and tank top with mesh sleeves. He also has a mesh bracelet, purple-painted nails, and his phone has a charm of the Sanrio character Kuromi.

The #NYTGames mini crossword timer should not start until you type a letter or go to a new clue.

Gerontocracy Georg.

We are now closer to Christmas 2026 than we’ve been at any point in history

Literally or figuratively under pressure?

Nikola Jo-kick

I would simply not consent to having the fathomless evil power amplify my worst aspects.