June

WOOOOO

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SOME BREAD WOOOOOOO

Well that's not fair! Making food is literally my day job but because of that I can't travel!

This brought to you by watching the Last Meal YouTube video with Brennan Lee Mulligan and also being a nerdy lesbian who watches hockey

Possibly one of the biggest crimes of false binaries is the sports fan vs the nerd. Sports- especially wrestling- is basically the same thing as improv theatre! DND has more in common with fantasy football than it does with LARP and LARPing has more in common with literally any field sport!

Yes lololol

OH FUCK YEAH NYC SIRENS JERSEY LETS GOOOOOO (although tbh go Toronto sceptres frfr hehe)

Life high-key sucks rn but at least my fav Minecraft YouTubers are posting a new season!

Wait I thought all 8 to 14 year olds played the penis game

Wait I'm sorry but what's the toxic part? Stepping back so that you can analyze your emotions and then clearly communicate the problem? Isn't that what they literally tell us in therapy?

Having a career in the culinary/hospitality industry is so weird because your entire career is most people's temp gig until they finish school or is literally the threat people use "Go out and get a good job or else you're flipping burgers!"

Like damn dude I like flipping burgers it's fun

Oh I'm a kitchen manager 😅

Wanna come work for me? I have zero power to hire anyone, am low-key almost overstaffed already, and also it's not your field whatsoever lolololol

Although I am like a professional and have butchered deer before so lolol

Oh I mean the beings that transcend death as being alive within it (aka mushrooms) lmaooo
Also any other fun things like wild alliums or edible berries!

Okay but like whether it's the farmers market or finding things to poke in the woods we are cooking whatever cool things we find lololol

You're the one who muted the meme channel, no? Lmao

Apologies for my own drunk texting 😅😅

This is why they sell ice cream in pints lol *insert LOTR scene*

Y'all ever just be so messy that you feel like a character from Grey's Anatomy? Totally unrelated but wine drunk me is a bitch

Back?? Just cuz I'm quiet don't mean I'm not lurking the whole time 👀👀👀

TFW life is so goddamn weird and stressful that I'm feeling nostalgic over the violent clown sightings from 2016

I HAVE SO MANY SWORD RECOMMENDATIONS IF YOU EVER WANT THIS IS LITERALLY A BIG SPECIAL INTEREST

That awkward feeling when you get recommended by insta your friends' and mutuals' "business" profiles lol

Fun fact forks and knives used to be the same species but then split some time around the mid to late medieval period in Europe and evolved as the fork then traveled around the world as an invasive species!

TFW you yearn for something that once was but due to circumstances outside your control can't be ever again and so you're just stuck staring and longing across an endless void that's as crossable as any bridge could be if it wasn't for barriers imposed by evil men

Ngl the constant frowny face after your name is kinda funny it's like it's a part of your name. I feel like we could English teacher psychoanalyze that with a whole essay lol

Jesus and I thought the dude on Tumblr who asked me for feet pics for over a solid year while I was on full hiatus from the app was wild WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WAITED TWO YEARS TO BE WEIRD TO YOU INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING SILICONE TITS?!?!