Gunnersaurus Rex

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

Saka!!! Now get the kid on!!! #arsenal

Yeah, but only in the post-mcCARR-thy era. We can’t say such things about our worthy leaders atm.

Wow. This is very powerful.

I’m pretty sure that the Emirates was built on top of a haunted pet cemetery or something. #arsenal

Exactly. The immediacy demanded by the media and so many people online is exhausting.

Exactly. Once Gyok and the players around him find that rhythm, look out. Being able to alternate between him and Kai will be awesome.

Give him time to learn the system. Give others time to learn him.

You tell managers think he’s a threat because of how they set up against us.

He was never meant to replace Kai

He had no preseason. He’s played Man Utd, Liverpool, City and Bilbao. Those are all tough, tough games.
(Yes, even Utd on opening weekend)

I think it’s crazy how so much of the online fanbase has already determined Gyok is a bust.

This isn’t FIFA.

All the Martinelli haters… sit down. #arsenal

Sure xenomorphs are scary… but they don’t hold a candle to the nightmare fuel that is the “octo-eye” of #alienearth

Wellllllllllllllll… Kepa?

You know what the Arsenal needs to make it a 10/10 transfer window? A new left back.

Berta: “hold my beer.”

This needs to be the next Arseblog mug.

Someone light a candle for Havertz, please.

Terrible news about Palace’s European adventure today. If true, shame on UEFA for their double standards. #cpfc #uefa

Rawr. Rrawwwr grrwrarr rwarrr roooooaaarwwwer left side rwaaaawwr gggwwaaarr rwar losing rawarrr stagnate attacking rawwwarrr seasons over rwaaar gwwwwar fuck this!

Sums up the mood today. #chill #arsenal

I’m happy that Rob Holding is going to Colorado so he can finally live his fantasy of being an American cowboy.

Love this. Great to see your rise, Clive. Well deserved.

Ajitsuke Tamago (Marinated Soft-Boiled Eggs for Ramen) Recipe This recipe turns out consistently perfect, sweet and salty marinated soft-boiled eggs for the best homemade ramen.

Kenji’s got that too:

www.seriouseats.com/ajitsuke-tam...

Amazing. Thanks!

Where in Tokyo is this?!

Excited for Berta to approach Newcastle with an offer of 120,000,001£ #arsenal #isak

We can’t worry about the moves of other teams. We’ve had the best defense in the league for two seasons. We’ve only made it stronger.

What hurt us last season (besides being , errr… hurt) was the inability to turn draws into wins. With our without Eze, we’ve massively helped out in that space.

Looks like definitely you got your question in on time!!

It might be Edu’s bbq… but Berta is cooking.

I didn’t think it could get much worse than sprinklely-salt-meat-wanker guy being on the pitch after the World Cup. But no surprise FIFA can find new levels of low. Odious. #cwc

I’m on west coast, same for me. Hah!