Firstaid

I love sharing my own house with someone who's basically a stranger to me because my sister has to have her boyfriend over every day 🥰

I love burning my own food to make sure the shit he put in the oven after me doesn't burn so he has something to eat before work 😍

Go HOME dude

Anyone wanna trade places with me I'm tired of everything rn

I think I dislike the sunglasses the most. You can't see his eyes

I can't stand that Ben Franklin guy appearing in nearly every popular gif

Whole thing screams narcissism

the same one is you and not shutting the fuck up

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says bro who shares names with a penguin

I hope y'all are sillymaxxing today :3

Today is a good day

oh nice i can play sonic unleashed on pc like i always wanted how lovely i mean this is truly incre-

How do-able is that? :o

This is what we mean when we talk about how targetting "porn" inevitably leads to targetting non-pornographic content too, usually media from marginalized demographics

They will never, ever, ever stop at porn, or at taboo sexual content. It is a Trojan horse. ALWAYS.

I like the clips of them shit talking one another before a race, but the crossover characters being unvoiced means we miss out on shit like Omega threatening to murder Patrick Star

Yo, it's me. Chopped liver

I said I'm evil not heartless

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I'm evil

I'm sick to death of nothing working or going right for me

Why am I so inept at everything

Love seeing police brutality on every fucking social media I turn to

Definitely helps me not want to off myself

while everyones playing deltarune im out here actually achieving something

Safe to say I will gleefully burn bridges with anyone I see playing the new Hogwarts Legacy game when it comes out.

vomit

Sick to death of 50% of my Insta reels being "Please don't scroll" and it's for x y or z

Stop making me feel bad your pets are sick I just wanna look at art or silly shit

YouTube video by Firstaid YTP - Michael and the Terrifying Hamburger II (79th Birthday Collab Entry)

Here's my birthday collab entry :)

youtu.be/bmgJKgc0Djw

I'll be right over with one 😌

PayPal me $4,400

lmao twitter's down

Let's do it

Holy shit is that allowed

#rtvs #wayneradiotv