Jettfaxi

*muffled voice* Its really dark in here.

I will hire her to sit and play silent hill with me so I don't get scared.

Gonna be honest, I'm very jealous of your ability to find joy in small things like this, but this is the kind of positivity we need more of. Thank you for making my day just a little better.

Split the difference, call them sweets.

Actually no, don't do that.

The warning "you may end up with the tentacle pit" needs to show up in more places, honestly.

Currently going through dude's mind:

What an incredible reaction image.

But does it come with a banjo?

My cat is a master of disguise.

Little man has excellent trigger discipline.

You're in for a trip, it almost gets into so bad it's good territory only to fail at that too.

TeaShojo was right there, and you didn't use it. Missed opportunity.

There are many mages that would be improved with a beard.

They say you can tell a lot about of a cat by what books they sleep on.

You imply that the gooning process had not started hours before you posted.