My brain is now attempting to filk Safety Dance with this, and I cannot get it to stop. π
πΆWe can f*ck if you want to
Since it's our monthly time
Cause our parents f*cked
And if we don't f*ck
Well it won't be baby timeπΆ
Etc, with the bridge of course being "Baby dance" instead of "Safety dance" π€¦
10.03.2026 01:34 β
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Trump wears a baseball cap at Dover Air Force Base
and he doesn't bother taking it off during the solemn ceremony.
09.03.2026 22:35 β
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Below zero next Mon-Tues!
09.03.2026 23:01 β
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Did you know that the word supervocalic describes your name? Exactly one use of each vowel, Oliver.
09.03.2026 22:16 β
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No, effeminate boys arenβt being βtransedβ | Xtra Magazine
Hiding my transness nearly killed me. Letβs work to build a world where trans peopleβs lives arenβt quite so hard
A recent Atlantic column claimed society is allegedly "transing" effeminate boys. For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I wrote a rebuttal using my own experience as a young, closeted trans girl. xtramagazine.com/power/identi...
09.03.2026 18:52 β
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A headline reading βCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectablesβ
Yes everything is terrible but letβs not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
09.03.2026 12:44 β
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Kelly, Stratton Vow to Block Additional Funding for Iran War During WTTW Newsβ Senate Debate
While U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly and Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton flatly ruled out supporting any additional funding for the war effort, U.S. Rep Raja Krishnamoorthi did not.
NEW: Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton and U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly vowed Monday to vote against any additional funding for the war launched by President Trump against Iran in the last debate in the intense Democratic primary for U.S. Senate, hosted by @wttw.bsky.social.
U.S. Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi did not.
09.03.2026 21:41 β
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@debamlen.bsky.social once received a box of homemade almond roca packaged in a horse semen container, iirc. An alarming parcel to receive!
09.03.2026 21:46 β
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Oh shit new celebrity bird just dropped
09.03.2026 21:43 β
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Greg, have you noticed that you often say βthanks, manβ in your podcasts with a male guest, with no equivalent for a female guest?
09.03.2026 17:33 β
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Elite Doctors Served Jeffrey Epstein While Treating His βGirlsβ
A small stable of doctors gave V.I.P. medical services to the sex offender and the women around him. Some doctors bent or broke the ethical rules of their profession.
Four people inside Jeffrey Epsteinβs dining room: one lying on a table, one seated and two standing, all of their faces obscured except for the seated persons.
An undated photo from the Epstein files appears to show a Mount Sinai surgeon performing a procedure in Jeffrey Epsteinβs dining room.Credit...via Department of Justice
By David A. FahrentholdAzeen Ghorayshi and Maggie Astor
Feb. 28, 2026
π https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/us/jeffrey-epstein-doctors.html?unlocked_article_code=1.RlA.c3iN.YNiRHm8dYPFt&smid=nytcore-ios-share
Several months later, Mr. Epstein emailed Dr. Dubin with an urgent problem: He and the Russian student were flying to New York from his private island in the U.S. Virgin Islands. She had fallen off an A.T.V., Mr. Epstein wrote, leaving a large gash across her forehead that needed attention. βCan you organize thanks,β he wrote.
Dr. Dubin responded that one of Mount Sinaiβs plastic surgeons, Dr. Jess Ting, was βstanding byβ and added that she herself would join them. The next day, Mr. Epstein recounted to an assistant that Dr. Ting had given the woman 35 stitches while she was βlaid out on the dinng room table.β
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00876467.pdf
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π₯ #Epstein files: more medical professionals available on call to provide ethically questionable services...
π "A plastic surgeon from Mount Sinai closed a young womanβs head wound with 35 stitches on Jeffrey Epsteinβs dining room table."
(βοΈ EFTA02027844: is.gd/g7bJmI)
π NYT: is.gd/2ISsiq
08.03.2026 17:28 β
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Thought of North Vallas Forty first but itβs lifeless
08.03.2026 15:35 β
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I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.
08.03.2026 14:52 β
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Debbie Does Vallas
08.03.2026 15:18 β
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*yawn*
Meanwhile my friend who lives in Arizona, where they don't change their clocks, is laughing at me
08.03.2026 14:19 β
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USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because itβs a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White Houseβs occupant. But this is 100% directly Trumpβs fault.
08.03.2026 14:36 β
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Schurz High School, Prairie style beauty on Chicago's Northwest side.
08.03.2026 10:32 β
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Ah yes, to rally the public
08.03.2026 13:07 β
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You chaps have too many followers! Iβm in the three digits and rarely have any weird replies. I think I had one or two last year?
Popularity comes at a cost.
07.03.2026 16:05 β
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A line of very low clouds, plus long shadows from tall buildings, over Lake Michigan in Chicago.
Looking good, Lake Michigan.
06.03.2026 22:59 β
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YouTube video by There I Ruined It
Africa (Toto)...but it lists every country in Africa
Rockapella needs to cover this.
06.03.2026 22:27 β
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Ah! Rene saw it yesterday when he fished during my appointment.
06.03.2026 23:25 β
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Renewal was coming up on 3/23, I've canceled. Hadn't been looking at it since Swin left anyway...
06.03.2026 23:24 β
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Birders report seeing huge flocks of blackbirds flying up the Chicago lakefront today β 5,000 or more.
06.03.2026 21:56 β
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Sounds ominous
06.03.2026 22:56 β
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I believe it was @golikehellmachine.com who first observed here that if he ever had his shirt off in front of a tattooist while getting his other work done, they would have noticed his Nazi tattoo & engaged him forcefully on the question of why he had it, & whether he wanted to be rid of it
06.03.2026 22:03 β
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Time to cancel my digital subscription
06.03.2026 22:51 β
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