Christopher Axford

Performative legal letters, not a good look.

The Drunken Duck is always worth a visit.

Massive away win for the little fella.

Fairly clear I think that the Louise Haigh story was given to the press by the big advertising board at Euston

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Unbelievable. #MCFC

Elon Musk and a mass petition want a new UK election. Shall we do that – or just stick to democracy? | Marina Hyde I know many are aggrieved with Starmer and co, but scrapping a government for Elon and a Shropshire publican seems like a stretch, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

"Anyway, the resultant petition has.. been pushed by public figures ranging from Elon Musk to Michael Caine. Fine. The Jaws film where the shark genuinely follows the Brody family all the way to the Bahamas is no longer the stupidest thing Michael’s done."

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Dogs walking across an icy field in Cartmel

Doggles not impressed by the mud slush this morning in Cartmel.

If kids’ drawings could be real animals.

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The what teapot? 😳🤭

Mayor in Jaws

‘… but didn’t you keep the beaches open?’

‘Classic BBC’

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How Britain squandered the best hand in the world Having had three friends in high places — the US, the EU and China — the UK contemplates life with none

"If it wasn’t plain before, recent years have brought home that Britain is an inescapably European country." Terrific column by Janan Ganesh on a disastrous decade for UK foreign policy:

It is an interesting point. If we supply multiple nations with weapons, including both sides of a dispute (as we do) are we potentially at war with all of those countries or regimes simultaneously if weapons are used? Or is it only relevant where it is Russian involved that it becomes a concern?

11.6 million people had winter fuel allowance. This 100,000 referenced should be exempted from the changes to avoid them falling into poverty, which should absolutely be avoided, but shift is one that should be considered a positive move in order to equalise the burden on taxpayers generally.

Government admits that 50,000 to 100,000 more pensioners will be in relative or absolute poverty as a result of means-testing the winter fuel payment and it knew that at the time of the decision bit.ly/48YogL2 It has taken nearly four months to admit it. Table below

“Tastemakers”

The foreign language signs will send Farage and co into a spin.

I see that a collection of MPs have taken it upon themselves to “launch” a private prosecution, in relation to a case which is still awaiting a CPS charging decision.

What might be the problems with this? 🧵

"Is this the woke hotline? I'd like to report a sandwich, please"

@kevinbonavia.bsky.social welcome Kevin.

"Have YOU been affected by a trendy sandwich filling?"

I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.

I quite like that since I joined this place there have been about another ten million joining, and it is still mainly cat and dog pictures on the timeline.

An astonishing scorer.

Hi Sean. I’m not sure if I have made it into any of the starter packs, but if not would you mind adding me. Many thanks.

Would you mind adding me too please. Many thanks.