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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Troublemaker extraordinaire

178,289 Followers  |  73 Following  |  13,186 Posts  |  Joined: 11.05.2023  |  0.0049

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Yup! It’s a lot of fun, but you definitely require a different skill set to play it properly

20.07.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loooool, my older kid has been getting into ice skating and asked me if I wanted to go and I was like β€œabsolutely not, I will shatter my entire body”

20.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually play on the field most of the time in this league. Currently playing center/fullback since I need to get my conditioning back, but my teams usually put me at mid/striker because I know how to move the ball around and get into position to score

20.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvationβ€”the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada' Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.

In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and β€œglobalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved

19.07.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2450    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 21

There's officially been more accountability for corporate extramarital affairs at Coldplay concerts than there's been for the sitting president covering up a massive sex trafficking operation that targeted children.

19.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7855    πŸ” 1912    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 51

I would love to see Mr. Soggy Ankles attempt an indoor game

20.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite Elder Scrolls bug was in Daggerfall, where you could click on the stat up arrow location on your character screen and give yourself more stats even if you didn’t have a level up. You had to be careful not to soft lock the game though because if you maxed everything and hit a level up…

20.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, indoor will definitely get your heart rate up, there’s no breaks in the action

20.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday indoor soccer update - made it through the entire first half this week! Played half of the second half, and was only responsible for one goal against us, so improvement is happening. We lost 3-2, but had opportunities.

Next week we’ll see if I can manage a full game!

20.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite thing when I played Oblivion was grinding rifts for the 35% camouflage daedric rune thing, since I had prior experience with the Elder Scrolls I was pretty sure there was no hard cap and if you got over 100% camo you’d be permanently invisible.

I was correct, and became unkillable.

19.07.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah I don’t care if you’re a socialist, a Blue Dog or Bill Kristol, if you’re an enemy of fascism then you’re my ally, and if you care more about your status in the democratic coalition than about beating fascism then you have to go.

19.07.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3211    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 42

Yeah the raid is good, the conspiring with US leaders not so much

19.07.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a middle finger one

19.07.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I do all the cooking anyways

19.07.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

prolly

19.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The choice to follow this horrible feed was yours, my good sir

19.07.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so you *really* want me to get killed, huh?

19.07.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, I got her a Will Hughes jersey for her birthday and she was ecstatic

19.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started following them after I finished with the Vikings because she wanted an interesting (not necessarily good) team to follow (this was when they had Zaha), and her fandom has steadily grown ever since.

They *are* entertaining to watch, they’re just not consistently good.

19.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You would think

19.07.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whole baked chicken stuffed with lemon and cilantro, roasted broccoli as the healthy side, and then either leftover beans/rice/guac/salsa for a burrito bowl, or chicken with salad for a greener option

19.07.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Eze isn’t a good enough ball-handler+vision for passing lanes in tight spaces to let Nketiah bounce around and try to create something. It’s like watching the difference between longball and tiki-taka

19.07.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you do NOT want to hear her disappointment with Nketiah. If I said that I think she would literally stab me in my sleep

(also from a professional standpoint Nketiah is a terrible fit for their style of play; Palace constantly looks for counters, and he’s all about building up quick touches)

19.07.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the NFL!

19.07.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She has the team flag hanging in our garage and since we live in Huntington Beach we had to have a serious discussion about whether or not Nazi/MAGAs would think it was a white power flag on casual glance

19.07.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Ted Lasso’s team, you put some respect on the name!

19.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely, and if it doesn’t get overturned on appeals I’ll be shocked. That’ll let you know if it’s CORRUPT corrupt and not just β€œwe’re a multi-billion dollar business that has no idea what we’re doing” ala the NFL

19.07.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If she didn’t have the team alerts set to silent I’m sure that’s exactly what I would’ve heard last night

19.07.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but I’m also making dinner so that should cancel it out?

Gonna need a mathematician to weigh in here

19.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I would be very surprised if they didn’t win on appeal since the owner divested really quickly once he realized it was a problem, but soccer fans are not exactly known for their measured responses to events now are they

19.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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