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Chris Kluwe

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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

185,459 Followers  |  85 Following  |  23,622 Posts  |  Joined: 11.05.2023
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Tragedy is when it happens to me. Comedy is when it happens to someone else.

02.03.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And there will never be a correct answer unless we become something that is no longer human

02.03.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The forever human question remains β€œis my perception of reality the same as the people I am trying to convey my perception of reality to, and will we ever be able to fully understand each other?”

02.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From OG Dungeons and Dragons, it’s the receptacle that houses a lich’s soul (can be more than one); is more familiar to under 30year olds as horcruxes from That Horrible Woman’s Magic School Story She Cribbed From Someone Else

02.03.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

<Chuck Schumer has subscribed to your newsletter and would like to know more>

02.03.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

……..it’s been an entire year

02.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not great!

02.03.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re damn right

02.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely not, there is absolutely no way hubris has ever been the downfall of empire

02.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not looking forward to my book Otaku becoming a historical lesson

02.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope and joy is a critical part of resistance against fascism

02.03.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It could be so much better for us all!

02.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

02.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I read all my replies, and all of them are important :)

02.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve written multiple things that have gone viral, as well as things that have been published, but this one I don’t know how I’m going to surpass. Really fucking proud of it.

02.03.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why can’t these dipshits read LitRPG like the rest of us freaks?

02.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Didn’t this asshole get renditioned by someone, and if not, can we make that happen?

02.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disgraced Professor Lawrence Krauss is (still) all over the Epstein Files Epstein berates a woman via email for "showering in Krauss's room"

I had scheduled this to publish for tomorrow morning, but I'm going to post it now.

The result of a tip I got over the weekend, with Epstein chastising (what seems to be a young) woman for taking a shower in "Krauss's room."

02.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

02.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

02.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2398    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

goddammit norm

02.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s everything everywhere all at once (derogatory)

02.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bazinga!

02.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good job! Take it one step at a time

02.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?!

02.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

………..sigh

02.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Just leave us the hell alone! It’s not too much to ask for!

02.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh goddammit, I always confuse that one with Phillip K Dick’s works. My bad

02.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

eeeeeeeeeeeesh, yeah that tracks

02.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to tax the absolute shit out of the rich!

02.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0