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Rory NOT Gilmore

@rorynotgilmore.bsky.social

A little funny. Secretly working on a book, don't tell anyone yet.

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Does anyone even like Italian Style Blend?! Parmesan crew for life.

18.12.2024 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Libraries matter now more than ever. They stand for the powerful idea that knowledge is free and belongs to everyone. In a time when books and free thought are under threat, we must defend and support our libraries and librariansβ€”they are guardians of access, learning, and freedom.

10.12.2024 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4855    πŸ” 961    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 51
Boykin Spaniel playing and about to attack her Dad's hand

Boykin Spaniel playing and about to attack her Dad's hand

aggressively cute

10.12.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s the full police report on Pete Hegseth.

21.11.2024 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1792    πŸ” 888    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 38
A photo of a potted plant. I am not sure what species they are, but they have grown in quite an interestingly anthropomorphic way. The branches spread up over a defined stump, which gives the illusion of a head. Two stems fall from the thick main trunk, forming two arm shaped roots. But dear reader, the most defined feature is the main trunk, split in two, and bent slightly. the shape of this plant gives it the appearance of a small tree throwing it back, with its trunk bent and curvaceous in the way it appears to be working that plant bootie with all that its got. Then again, it could also be a dryad.

A photo of a potted plant. I am not sure what species they are, but they have grown in quite an interestingly anthropomorphic way. The branches spread up over a defined stump, which gives the illusion of a head. Two stems fall from the thick main trunk, forming two arm shaped roots. But dear reader, the most defined feature is the main trunk, split in two, and bent slightly. the shape of this plant gives it the appearance of a small tree throwing it back, with its trunk bent and curvaceous in the way it appears to be working that plant bootie with all that its got. Then again, it could also be a dryad.

Calm down, little tree

17.11.2024 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 860    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 67
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Gaetz is rapist and a criminal and he cannot be our Attorney General.

18.11.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20376    πŸ” 4262    πŸ’¬ 737    πŸ“Œ 193
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Rewatching Broad City feels like the best millennial fever dream. You PEGGED?!

16.11.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

15.11.2024 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16035    πŸ” 2778    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 275
Boykin Spaniel longingly looks outside.

Boykin Spaniel longingly looks outside.

she's open to doing commercials, as long as she's treated like the gift that she is.

16.11.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the judgmental stares I get from her tells me that she KNOWS the person that I am.

15.11.2024 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was promised there was a deep state to stop all of this where tf is the deep state

14.11.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2551    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 20

Welcome!

14.11.2024 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf

Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.

13.11.2024 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52837    πŸ” 6438    πŸ’¬ 420    πŸ“Œ 271

commenting "i made this joke first" under every banger on my feed

12.11.2024 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

Omg wait I love it here

11.11.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4705    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 361    πŸ“Œ 24
A Boykin Spaniel wearing a purple party hat

A Boykin Spaniel wearing a purple party hat

Having a dog is not my whole personality, but it's definitely the "better" part of my personality.

12.11.2024 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an embroidery of a dandelion growing out of a sidewalk with the text "grow out of spite"

an embroidery of a dandelion growing out of a sidewalk with the text "grow out of spite"

a piece i made in 2020 with a message i find myself coming back to

11.11.2024 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3650    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 14

Apparently, if you scream into a pillow at Target, you have to buy it.

12.11.2024 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
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we're trying to stay calm, and always witchy.

12.11.2024 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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