βwedgingβ
05.03.2026 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rubbermatic.bsky.social
Shiny rubberist and a general pervert from London. Cancer survivor. 6β2 tall. Cheeky and sarcastic π π» also mean π instagram: rubbermatic_london. recon: rubbermatic πLondon
βwedgingβ
05.03.2026 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought I could help spread some unknown yet Darklands 2027 superspreader but I may make an exception perhaps. I think they will do just fine without me, they go from strenght to strenght each year π₯°
05.03.2026 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs about that. a circuit party style drugged up fuckfest. and did I mention 6β¬ mineral water?
05.03.2026 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0why? you can get a STD everywhere else and a lot cheaper
05.03.2026 00:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0very you
04.03.2026 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0love this
07.02.2026 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0niiice
05.02.2026 20:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
03.02.2026 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bator
03.02.2026 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they know what theyβre doing. trick as old as the universe π
03.02.2026 13:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
donβt fall for that
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
538/13 years (since itβs only January of the 14th year) = 41 messages a year, which is almost one a week?! each one from a new beautiful hungry rubber boy?!
01.02.2026 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0538 messages?!
01.02.2026 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ugh that stinking sock every time when I was trying to work on my sleep deficit!!!
25.01.2026 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ή
19.01.2026 14:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0five would be
17.01.2026 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0now for your knob
17.01.2026 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβll speak on his behalf: βtie me up and edge me!β
14.01.2026 15:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βput your phone downβ
09.01.2026 13:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no you havenβt
04.01.2026 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
27.12.2025 00:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
21.12.2025 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
21.12.2025 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0now thatβs customer service
21.12.2025 13:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope the door is the last thing you unlock π π»
16.12.2025 19:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they shouldnβt have
16.12.2025 19:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the latter can be arranged
16.12.2025 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0make me tea
16.12.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0only bridges are one too far and it doesnβt apply to wanks too many
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