kilgore trout

I’m on hiatus but all is well, be as well as you can be yourselves

I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it

I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today

we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics

you absolutely know the richest man on earth is in the chat complaining about paying for skins

hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4

move closer to the world my friend

ken, is rudy a good lawyer

I think we are gonna laugh and laugh

covid won’t get m

if we’re going out I want to go out being wrong believing in people

and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to

well you can make ceviche out of chicken, technically

practiced it in his head yeah. I’ve watched that dude for nine years and he has shit on his highlight reel you would not believe, he is operating at a level that he could only get to if he’s visualizing this stuff

oh you ate the warm shrimp huh

I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems

first year yes but they used his second year to use him more as an edge and where he really popped was just getting to the ball regardless of where the play went. I don’t think his sack numbers were all that astronomical. it was his ability to move sideways

lot of stuff isn’t on stat sheets because they’re like two yard gains or force outs but parsons could somehow line up wide over the right tackle at the margin and would show up on the far sideline assisting on a running back sweep. like, shit that shouldn’t be expected but he covered that much field

it’s hard to compare without sounding like I’m negging on him but parsons made so many plays where you’d say wait how the hell was he even involved in this play he started out 25 yards away. parsons is making those plays but from, like, 20 yards away.

carter is the miles sanders to parson’s barkley. 90% as good but that last 10% is really what separates you. great players all but I haven’t seen carter wreck games to the same degree as parsons

they have terrible big game vibes and it’s institutional at this point, everyone is so wired for tragedy it comes out on the field. just pure bad vibes and no matter how many pieces change one thing stays the same and it’s franklins puckered asshole when it matters

listen i would rather be shot at some more

honestly how would you truly know if they suck or can’t get open when you make a point to never try and find out. like I get the film shows no separation but sometimes that’s a product of knowing the ball isn’t coming

eh whatever I am numb to frames hurting me after ten years

blankenship kills me. but the other thing is YOU CAN SEE THIS OVER GIGANTIC DUDES

absolutely not because why would you as a trained and experienced professional football player ever plan on tackling a dude by his ass with your head

lol kevin kolb came up concussed with an entire glob of turf stuck in his helmet after two plays and that was it for him, vick played his ass off in relief but they lost anyway

eeeeeesh man I am hurting for you

absolutely, I was at the 75th anniversary game where they brought them back for a single packers game and my god did michael vick look amazing in them. I also dropped like $150 on merch so: business genius i guess

this is pure trash wip level sourcing but the urban legend was his (now ex) wife didn’t like the kelly green and once they divorced he was more open to bringing them back. I dunno if I buy it but it sort of sounds like something that would make enough sense