Houseplant Johnson

I started thinking about changing my tires, my bad.

08.04.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me

08.03.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure where you're getting short dry straw from. I just walked by Victoria park and the grass, though touched by frost, is still quite green and longer inside the fence than out

03.12.2024 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight I downed a couple wee mushroom capsules before going to dodgeball, and you guys I had the best time! I haven't laughed that much at dodgeball ever!

25.05.2024 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

04.01.2024 01:33 — 👍 1052    🔁 285    💬 8    📌 2

Folks idk how to say this delicately so I'll just be blunt as usual:

I don't care if you "tested negative," I still don't want whatever the fuck it is you're coughing and sniffling up all over the place. How dare you think you have the right to give it to me?!

Grow up. Care about other people.

23.12.2023 07:27 — 👍 941    🔁 243    💬 15    📌 24

graphic of a red umbrella in the rain the background is blue the text reads international day to violence against sex workers and #D17 and #IDEVASW

today we honor the lives of sex workers who have been killed as we continue our fight for decriminalization and labor rights for all sex workers. this is the only path to safe working conditions that do not embolden the state to condone violence against us.

do more than say our names.

17.12.2023 12:43 — 👍 223    🔁 110    💬 1    📌 0

twitter dot com is bad am I doing this right

10.12.2023 00:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0